[X] My Assistant

last thing i thought: i need to finish my project paper chapter 4 by today

Go finish it.

Why? Posting here is much more important.

Not really. As long as you keep losing friends, the grief makes the accomplishment all the more bittersweet.

Its like the final boss situations, where a different member of your party stays behind while the rest move forward so the hero can reach the boss. Except not really.

Why is the resin only wetting the top 1/16 inch of fiber? I'm using a damned vacuum pump to draw it in, and it still isn't working right.

"Brick House" is a strange song.

Its like the final boss situations, where a different member of your party stays behind while the rest move forward so the hero can reach the boss. Except not really.

Except instead of staying behind they stay down and instead of moving forward you move upwards even though you have to come back down later anyways and instead of a final boss that distinguishes the clear line between good and evil or at the very least good and moderately well-intentioned extremism that delves into villainy its an unfeeling force of nature.

And instead of saving the world you're climbing a fucking mountain.

Except instead of staying behind they stay down and instead of moving forward you move upwards even though you have to come back down later anyways and instead of a final boss that distinguishes the clear line between good and evil or at the very least good and moderately well-intentioned extremism that delves into villainy its an unfeeling force of nature.

And instead of saving the world you're climbing a fucking mountain.

Hence the

Except not really.

Still. I felt that it had to be made clear.

When the band of heroes is heading off to face the big bad, don't they need to go back the way they came once they're through, anyway?

Nah, teleporter.

With teleportation powers. That lets them teleport.

Or the Big Bad has the exit behind him, and the place is crumbling due to his death. Do you really want to go back there?

Could use one of the convenient holes inevitably made all over the place by the final battle, though. I do wonder why they never do that.

Because under those holes are spikes and they kill you instantly.

Wizards.

Taking these contradicting answers into their logical conclusion... spiked wizards. Do want.

Tim and Eric have killed a combined three players.

Because under those holes are spikes and they kill you instantly.

Could be a bottomless pit. Those are just as insta-death as spike pits.

Spiked wizards. The antithesis of straight wizards.

Their hats are round.

Spiked wizards. The antithesis of straight wizards.

Their hats are round.

Like the Assholes on Spaceballs?
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Possibly, but longer.

I haven't taken a look cause I'm at work but I believe I'm right when saying anything but longer.

EDIT: Fuck, a typo? Blorg, you are a loathsome individual. And this typo just makes you worse of a human being.

EDIT EDIT: Actually, I thought it over and that was too kind to you. You deplorable sad tub of lard. What are you, illiterate? I notice you used Chrome's spellcheck function for the word illiterate. What the hell is wrong with you? For Christ's sake, you piss me off just by existing. Do me and everyone else a favor and stab yourself. Maybe you won't be so quick to make typos when YOU'RE IN HELL YOU FUCKER.

This post has been edited by BlorgAlmighty: Mar 18 2011, 06:21