[X] My Assistant

Girls are grody.

They need AMERICAN DICKINGS with BIG FAT COCKS.

*cluck cluck*

EDIT: My blatant typos are alarming. I will never make and star in 30,000 movies. Tragic.

TRUE EDIT: Blast, I believe the PhotoBucket link is too long to fit in. Never fear, however, I shall preserver.

That rhymed. I am a rhymey person, but not a limey one.

This post has been edited by BlorgAlmighty: Mar 16 2011, 03:22

Fact: The A-Hole is the same as the B-Hole. Now you know.

Fact: The A-Hole is the same as the B-Hole. Now you know.

My mind is blown.

Man, fuck Microsoft Exchange.

I just bought a pack of "Fun-Size" bananas. For the purposes of having fun, they seem a little small. I shall eat them instead.

Sayo works hard. Sayo plays hard.

I didn't know bananas came in "fun size". I thought they just came in "banana size".

WTF DP.

Blah blooh blah bleeh bloh.

This post has been edited by cmal: Mar 18 2011, 00:52

See, you shouldn't have edited that post. I could have done that thing where I did when Marvin double posts, and then flint could have pointed out that I was stealing his joke.

Way to be a team player, cmal.

But that joke is so stale. You need to steal someone else's joke.

March Madness is such a wonderful time of the year. My Gators just kicked ass and are ready for the round of 32.

But that joke is so stale. You need to steal someone else's joke.

My ability to steal is as horrid as my original sense of humor.

I have no other choice.

Everyone in the US should download the latest Proocast. End of fucking discussion.

Provide everyone with a link. If you leave it to them to find themselves, they'll just choose to be lazy.

I think he Twattered about it recently, that a new one should be coming soon.

[smartest.libsyn.com] Updateriffic, kittens.

By the way, cappy, you may be interested for varying reasons.

Fine, don't help :<

You are the messenger that brings the message of Proops to the masses. I would never try to take away that purpose from you.

Richard "Penis In A Butt" Clark.

We can only hope to hear of him again in the future. Maybe I'll ask a question and call myself that.

[en.wikipedia.org] This kind of diminishes the accomplishment, doesn't it?

Not really. As long as you keep losing friends, the grief makes the accomplishment all the more bittersweet.