[X] My Assistant

I've written so much, today! Almost to the 10k words mark, which is one-seventh of my target before seeing if my friend wants in on this and seeking a good professional editor.

If he doesn't, I'll ask what ideas he has for what he was going to write and see if I can't steal those and give him a minor credit.

I've written so much, today! Almost to the 10k words mark, which is one-seventh of my target before seeing if my friend wants in on this and seeking a good professional editor.

If he doesn't, I'll ask what ideas he has for what he was going to write and see if I can't steal those and give him a minor credit.

You know rad, I should probably be putting this in the compliments thread, but I think a lot of what I like about you is that you always seem to be doing something; gag galleries, musical projects, artwork, sigs, writing... you seem to always have a project on-hand.

This must seem like an odd thing to even compliment you about, but it's such a departure from my current surroundings. Everyone around here seems so content with the mediocrity of their lives, and so few people seem to actually feel like putting in any sort of effort to do anything. It's suffocating. .-.

48 HOURS TO GO!!! The weather report is looking peachy and all systems are go!

you always seem to be doing something; gag galleries, musical projects, artwork, sigs, writing... you seem to always have a project on-hand.

He's just a busy little beaver, isn't he?

You know rad, I should probably be putting this in the compliments thread, but I think a lot of what I like about you is that you always seem to be doing something; gag galleries, musical projects, artwork, sigs, writing... you seem to always have a project on-hand.

Well, I do love to masturbate.

This must seem like an odd thing to even compliment you about, but it's such a departure from my current surroundings. Everyone around here seems so content with the mediocrity of their lives, and so few people seem to actually feel like putting in any sort of effort to do anything. It's suffocating. .-.

In any case, I do thank you, ma'am.

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So apparently people made prosthetic genitalia with a clean urine sample system that goes through so people can cheat their way through a drug test.

Seriously?

[perfecturine.com] http://perfecturine.com/index.html

So apparently people made prosthetic genitalia with a clean urine sample system that goes through so people can cheat their way through a drug test.

Seriously?

For the idiot druggies that don't (can't/won't) stop after being put on house arrest.

[perfecturine.com] http://perfecturine.com/index.html

So apparently people made prosthetic genitalia with a clean urine sample system that goes through so people can cheat their way through a drug test.

Seriously?

There's gotta be people providing the 100% human peeage.

/discuss

[perfecturine.com] http://perfecturine.com/index.html

So apparently people made prosthetic genitalia with a clean urine sample system that goes through so people can cheat their way through a drug test.

Seriously?

For people who are REALLY committed to being failures at life.

I must find myself in the bed early tonight for tomorrow is the promised day. Lo and it shall be good.

Raise some hell in the Beantown for me, Cappytaino

It's Fat Tuesday. It is also International Women's Day.

Seems the logical activity for the day would be liberating breasts from the shackles men cast upon them.

Most people would call it flashing, but I choose to remain staunch in my support for women's rights.

It's Fat Tuesday. It is also International Women's Day.

I don't think I like where this is going...

Seems the logical activity for the day would be liberating breasts from the shackles men cast upon them.

Most people would call it flashing, but I choose to remain staunch in my support for women's rights.

...Oh. Carry on.

It's Fat Tuesday. It is also International Women's Day.

Seems the logical activity for the day would be liberating breasts from the shackles men cast upon them.

Most people would call it flashing, but I choose to remain staunch in my support for women's rights.

Row row fight the power?

Is it wrong that Isis won't get other women to show off their breasts?

Am I right, ladies?!

As I left the Lady Gaga concert, I thought to myself "well, you have to kill yourself now. It's just not gonna get any better than that."

Before I could huck [sic] myself in front of a subway train and end it, I thought "WAIT! It can get better my friend. Next time... next time, you get your ass a ticket down into the pit with all the rowdy Little Monsters and rock your fucking face off."

After that happens, yea, suicide will probably follow.

Man, that bitch can put on a show. Now excuse me, New York beckons in just a few hours.

Yay cappy.

Hmmm, not sure if I know you well enough to call you cappy. kleenex seems to informal...

So I shall call you by your rank.

Yay Sarge.

As the first person here to call him "Cappy", I confer you the privilege to do so.

It seems the New York leg of this week will not be happening for poor ole me. Apparently Montezuma was visiting Boston and decided to enact some form of revenge on me. My friend just hit the train and I hit the bathroom. Yay me!

Lewl.