[X] My Assistant

I hate laundry day...I'm so bored

Now where'd I put that marker...

i need to sleep now, but i dont want to go

This mac and cheeses sure does give me the runs...

Got a tooth pulled today. Doesn't hurt, but damn does it suck losing one.

Agh, losing teeth.

Every once in a while, I get afraid my tooth is getting loose.

I don't have any spare ones, I think, so I don't want to lose what I've got.

Cause you don't know what you got till it's gone.

Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you've got
Till it's gone
They paved paradise
And put up a parking lot

Actually, fuck that. I used that song before on Sayo, and Sayo > teeth.

Also, apparently dreaming about losing teeth symbolizes death.

I symbolized death at least 3 times in the past two years.

You are just too precious.

Eh, I'm a dime in a dozen.

Which means there are either 1 or 10 of me out of 12.

I have never really understood phrases like that.

Either way, there are 500,000,000 of my kind in this world or so, I think.

Last time I checked, there were 6 billion people in the world, and I don't really want to have to count through them again. Stacking people on top of each other gets confusing after a while. Sometimes it's a group of ten that I stacked, other times it's a messed up orgy.

I'm one in a million, and there are six thousand people just like me.

Luckily you will probably never form acquaintances with six thousand people in your lifetime.

Even if you consider "guy who gives me my coffee at [insert franchise of preference]" or "guy who gives me coffee at [insert pretentious indie coffee cafe]" as an acquaintance.

Even if you consider some people to be two people because they so fat they momma died giving birth to them.

Quit making me swoon, goddamnit.

Eh, I'm a dime in a dozen.

The phrase is dime a dozen, sweetie, there's no in. The phrase usually meaning something's cheap in abundance or far too common. You stand out above most posters here in the fact you have a sort of laid back nerdiness to you, you don't take yourself too seriously and can be quite amusing at times.

Makes sense.

Cause I've been thinking it over and dime in a dozen would imply I'm a dime among twelve cents, which would mean me and two pennies.

I'd have to be really fat to be worth ten people, and I don't think I'm quite at that level yet.

I clicked your dingus, Blorg.

That sounds vaguely dirty, but thankfully I believe the word click has yet to be used as innuendo. Unless it's that thing you do with your teeth and tongue, in which case, bloody cock*!

* Meant in both a literal sense and a "switch-the-word-fuck-for-cock" sense.

You stand out above most posters here in the fact you have a sort of laid back nerdiness to you, you don't take yourself too seriously and can be quite amusing at times.

This. I suddenly realized after all this time that I thoroughly enjoy your posts and ramblings. I think you remind me of a friend of mine who has a similar perceived personality and habits, only in bite-sized post format. And with less nervous giggling.

This. I suddenly realized after all this time that I thoroughly enjoy your posts and ramblings. I think you remind me of a friend of mine who has a similar perceived personality and habits, only in bite-sized post format. And with less nervous giggling.

This may be a beginning of a new slogan for me.

Blorg = Surprising, long and suddenly enjoyable
Buttsex = Surprising, long, suddenly enjoyable, incredibly painful and mentally traumatic

Blorg, like surprise buttsex, only less painful and mentally traumatic.

Don't start cutting yourself now, kids.

That sounds vaguely dirty, but thankfully I believe the word click has yet to be used as innuendo. Unless it's that thing you do with your teeth and tongue, in which case, bloody cock*!

* Meant in both a literal sense and a "switch-the-word-fuck-for-cock" sense.

It didn't give me a confirmation that I actually helped you in any way, so I don't know if it actually took :<

My Link Sharing says I got a new signup, so it most likely did.

Always glad to halps.

My new sig link's up, don't disrespect.