[X] My Assistant

I believe he was belittling your post, sir.

Likely. Resilient as my ego is, though, the self-defeating conclusion just isn't my first.

Scratch that—it is, but I pretend it doesn't knock me down. I can bounce back from a lot.

This post has been edited by D.D.D.: Feb 5 2011, 21:39

That's the spirit!

There's a war inside us all, I believe.

Idle banter?

Not what you meant?

Oh, nothing of the sorts. I was just stating my last thought. Crazy, in a thread like this, huh?

I reckon there's not enough "indirect interaction" going on ITT.

Every workplace has a "cool guy". He's one of those guys where you just dig his vibe. The men in the office would like to talk cars, sports, or chicks with him over a beer. The women in the office will laugh at all his jokes and will give him every detail of their last date. "Don't worry, ladies, I'm not going to make a move. And if I did, you'd love it."

Every office also has a "creepy guy." Let's call him [your name here]. Uncomfortable in his own skin, awkward. Picture the neighbor in the eighties movie who shows up to the blind chick's apartment and offers to set up her VCR while her Seeing Eye dog goes nuts and she says, "That's funny. Rondo never barks at anyone."

Now here's the scenario. The attractive receptionist comes in a few minutes later on a Monday morning wearing tight new jeans. Cool Guy comments, "Somebody's been working out." She replies, "Oh, it's just the jeans." Cool Guy looks her up and down and says, "You do have good genes." She laughs and says, "We're doing a shot at the Christmas party."

Now, same scenario with Creepy Guy. Receptionist walks in, Creepy Guy says, "Hey Kelly, nice jeans." And she marches straight off to Human Resources to file a report. This can't be taught in any sexual-harassment seminar because the women themselves don't even know it.

Creepy Guy's "niceness" tends to be excluded from the equation. Cool Guy's conceivable tumultuousness goes virtually unnoticed.

Right is wrong and wrong is right, respectively; their very perceived nature overrides the scent of the act itself.

Actually quite well put, if I may say so myself.

I reckon there's not enough "indirect interaction" going on ITT.

Well... that is correct.

I love my cat mug. It has pictures of Persians and Himalayans on it.

Black ops had the best ending ever!! I am glad i wasted a day of my life to beat it. Fucking fuck.

You're a liar and a charlatan.

I think I'm going to go fight an oncoming train... with my face. Fucking hell I hate people...

gah, moving to the usa x_______________________________x
why can't you live alone uncle Dx?! why do you want to take me Q_Q?

Just fucking jailbroke my ipod i like feel i am on top of the motherfucking world right now.

Whoopty fucking doo.

Wow, so much negativity. If I were some hippy spiritualist, I'd be choking to death on your bad vibes.

whoopty fucking doo?

wut?

J: How do you know if someone has an i-pod? They tell you.

Wow, so much negativity. If I were some hippy spiritualist, I'd be choking to death on your bad vibes.

I have a permission slip for my negativity so fuck you.