[X] My Assistant

A dirty one to.

Your point being?

SLEEP! I NEED SLEEP!

Where's the sixth one? I know there's three in the FSZ, one in the spamhaus, and one more in the tech chat.

In a restricted zone.

Absurd, sir. It is preferred!

Response, reply, so many hours ago,
Thus my hypocrisy, at its peak.
After what I told Rob, it is quite low,
For me to ignore my own critique.
But man, you gotta understand,
I can't come and go as I demand.
Because of my blasted time zone,
I'm often the sole absentee!
This situation causes me to groan,
Oh, lordy, how I miss the Ee Es Tee.
So fuck the haters and the critics,
All of them are a buncha dicks,
They say haters gonna hate,
But these rhymes and soul, they can't negate.
Peace out, oops my bad,
Forgot to end with a note to my comrad*.

* May be replaced with other phrases, such as "bud rad", "guy rad", "chum rad", "mutual acquaintance rad", "associate on a titty forum rad", etc.

This post has been edited by BlorgAlmighty: Jan 25 2011, 16:25

Anger level...rising.

I cooked bacon last night and I can still smell it this morning. This is where if I had a wife and she started spraying Febreeze everywhere to get rid of the smell, I'd be forced to punch that bitch int he mouth. The smell of bacon improves everything.

I cooked bacon last night and I can still smell it this morning. This is where if I had a wife and she started spraying Febreeze everywhere to get rid of the smell, I'd be forced to punch that bitch int he mouth. The smell of bacon improves everything.

Like everything else in this technologically advanced world, you can now order it* online.


*The bacon, the Febreeze or the Bride. Or all of the above, really.

[smellofbooks.com] http://smellofbooks.com/aromas/crunchy-bacon-scent/

Like everything else in this technologically advanced world, you can now order it* online.
*The bacon, the Febreeze or the Bride. Or all of the above, really.

I bet there's a site out there that has a package that contains all three for one low price.

Barnes and Nobles, do you mean?
That's fantastic, my old bean!

This post has been edited by BlorgAlmighty: Jan 26 2011, 01:31

[smellofbooks.com] http://smellofbooks.com/aromas/crunchy-bacon-scent/

Blech.

Bacon is rated too highly by most,
It's not something about which people should boast.

Blech.

I know, that would probably be a nightmare after a while.

I prefer my apartment scentless. Most you'll probably ever smell in here is my Acqua Di Gio cologne.

According to the wife, our house always smells of garbage, but I think she's nuts :3

Some people have sensitive noses, I think.
My room smells like garbage, though that could be my hair.
EDIT: Or the garbage bags I had to take to the trash yard at school.

This post has been edited by BlorgAlmighty: Jan 26 2011, 03:27

What's with all the personalised licence plates these days? Everyone seems to have them.

According to the wife, our house always smells of garbage, but I think she's nuts :3

Women have noses for out of place odors that men take as just another normal smell.