[X] My Assistant

My left pinkie disappoints.

What about your Index Finger?

Someone find me some Rule 63 on Jesus.

Someone find me some Rule 63 on Jesus.

Don't tell me what to do, asshole.

That would have worked.

Were you this radixius chap.

What sort of bass response do Bose Aviation X headphones have? I'm seriously considering buying a pair, and since I'm buying used, I can't exactly return them If I don't care for the sound.

This post has been edited by Marvin666: Jan 18 2011, 09:07

He's going into the Navy, probably get stuffed like a goddamned turkey.

I crave monogamy... -ish...

I would, but I divorced Dox not that long ago and... I just-I just need some time, okay?

RL sex is revolting. You're all sick! :fingerpoint:

It isn't when you're having it with me. Just stick your face down, shut up and enjoy the ride.

My left pinkie disappoints.

Still having trouble using your pinkie while playing, eh? Is it a dexterity issue or are you not hitting the strings hard and/or clean enough?

It isn't when you're having it with me. Just stick your face down, shut up and enjoy the ride.

I don't like rough/angry sex. You're not still angry with me are you, Rob?
I don't think my delicate, virgin little bootyhole could withstand it...

We can lube you and loosen you up with some fingers, if you like?

Lube is always a good idea. I don't need fingers though, not if you're gentle with me.

Is it a dexterity issue or are you not hitting the strings hard and/or clean enough?

Dexterity, mostly how rigid it is.

The only thing you could do is try to improve your finger movement. One thing to try is touching your thumb and one of other fingers on the same hand without moving your other fingers in the process (i.e. index to thumb, middle to thumb, ring to thumb, and so on and try doing that more quickly. If you just do that repeatedly on a daily basis, you'll find your fingers may be a little more nimble individually, including your pinkie.

I wish my penis were as long as my pinkie :<

Thanks for the tip, Raab.

Also, Final Fantasy XIII-2? FRRRRRGH!

The length of your fingers isn't really crucial to playing well, it would just make it more comfortable to play. The problem you have is that the pinkie is fairly useless, unless you're having a right posh English tea party or you're cleaning the lint from your navel. The problem is lack of use as an individual finger. For the most part, we utilize mostly our thumb and index fingers. What you need to do is find reasons to use all your fingers. Things like typing is good practice.

I think something else I'm going to do is hold the chord shape on my geetar(sic) until it starts hurting too much.

ADDENDUM: I've heard some guitarists break their pinkies strategically so it naturally points vertically instead of diagonally. But that sounds horrifying.

This post has been edited by radixius: Jan 18 2011, 18:31

or you're cleaning the lint from your navel.

I do this.

ADDENDUM: I've heard some guitarists break their pinkies strategically so it naturally points vertically instead of diagonally. But that sounds horrifying.

Not to mention stupid.

Just beyond the second knuckle, anyway, a slight skew. I can see the applications, I just wouldn't do it to myself.

Kick/Thai boxers break their shins so that their legs will be slightly longer and harder. Or so I've heard.

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Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me Anto.

That's not how it goes.

I may have changed one word.