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Depends on whether or not there's grinding, thrusting and swapping of saliva.

Depends on whether or not there's grinding, thrusting and swapping of saliva.

Okay, none of the above.

10-20 Seconds depending if you're related. Instafag if there's any ass grabbing.

Says the man with experience.

If you have to ask then you're getting it wrong.

[n3k4.com] Where's my monkey?

Your desire to bake cookies for me is a most interesting proposition. Mostly because I don't know too many men who are willing to bake for another man.

Yeah, I normally only bake for women, but I had a "falling out" with the group of women I normally bake for. I've also drifted away from the other women I know. So, I've gone from having lots of women in my life to none.

Are you gay for me Boggy?

Nope.

Are your cookies made of love and you want me to eat them all and chug down with a glass of your dude milk?

Are the cookies to keep my strength up so we can get ten kinds of nasty with each other all night long?

Uh, your choice.

What's your scoop, sailor? And don't tell me you "just like baking, is all".

I do like baking. It is one of 4 of my creative outlets (cooking, baking, mixing drinks and writing). The first 3 of those have been effectively cut off, and I don't feel like meeting new people seeing as I'm graduating in May.

Anyway, I was only half serious because I've never shipped cookies and thus would figure out how to make sure they wouldn't break. I guess I could ask my mom.

Wow that is one pretty [hphotos-snc1.fbcdn.net] Pussy

Nope.

Damn. :C

Heh, people are renaming my Antidoujins with the actual doujin title. That's fucking LUDA LUDA LUDACRIS!

Everyone that works on the galleries is a fucking retard, apparently.

Word.

ahhhhaaaa!!! now i know what the golden bar under my avvie is... thats pretty nice to know!

Whose ass did you spelunk?

We're not all like you Rad. Women have other orificiseseses!

It was probably a dude, anyway.

it would have to be a pretty big ass to actually spelunk into it that is for sure.

People don't appreciate bluntness.

These two guys were talking in a library at normal volume. I told them: "Dude, you're in a library, shut up. They glared at me.

This post has been edited by Boggyb: Mar 12 2010, 04:31

Damn expensive pliers, 50 bucks a pair...

People don't appreciate bluntness.

These two guys were talking in a library at normal volume. I told them: "Dude, you're in a library, shut up. They glared at me.

This is when you ask them if they're mentally challenged and repeat what you said before, except replace "up" with "your noise holes".

Noise hole can refer to one's ass too.