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That's how I feel about it too - just like I prefer to eat slowly and take the time to thoroughly enjoy a meal.

When I skimmed this thread just now, I thought at first you were saying that you like to masturbate slowly while enjoying a meal. Would this enhance or diminish the overall experience, I wonder?

Depend on the person's weight, I 'spose.

Food and sex should never be combined.

Where the hell did that star come from? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)

Give me a few weeks. I'll see about getting it up from bronze to silver then to gold.

Excuse me?

Which e-h member was the juror?
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I was the guy whom gave Tenboro $20 to give Sayo a bronze star.

Why you may ask?

1. Because he doesn't make my eyeballs vomit in anger from his posts on a day to day basis.

2. He's the only mod here who doesn't suck balls (By which I mean sucking in general, not necessary that of balls).

3. Because I could.

Call it an incentive system of mine. Anyone without a gold star can get in on this. Should you continue to not be an awful fucking nuisance on the forums, I will consider using my own money to get certain people stars.

This post has been edited by Rob Itagaki: Aug 20 2010, 18:11

Food and sex should never be combined.

I disagree. Food and sex are great things to combine.

Food and masturbation, though... I can't stomach eating while watching porn. I can bear people throwing up, being gutted (not beheaded, though) or screaming for their lives but a cock in a vag? Ew. Let it be sperm on her face but keep the camera away from down below, please.

Edit: Sooo that's your deal with him, eh Rob?

This post has been edited by flint: Aug 20 2010, 18:14

You're a hard guy to figure out Rob, but you're okay. Also yes, Sayo's pretty sweet.

I'm you're average jerk with a heart of gold.

I was the guy whom gave Tenboro $20 to give Sayo a bronze star.

Why you may ask?

1. Because he doesn't make my eyeballs vomit in anger from his posts on a day to day basis.

2. He's the only mod here who doesn't suck balls (By which I mean sucking in general, not necessary that of balls).

3. Because I could.

Call it an incentive system of mine. Anyone without a gold star can get in on this. Should you continue to not be an awful fucking nuisance on the forums, I will consider using my own money to get certain people stars.

Does this also apply to annoying fuckers who stop being annoying fuckers for an extended period of time?

This post has been edited by BradRepko: Aug 20 2010, 18:33

Does this also apply to annoying fuckers who stop being annoying fuckers for an extended period of time?

It's complicated.

Let's just say you're not on my list of people to consider for this. However, things do change.

Mostly I'm aiming for older members (1 year+) who are still fairly active and don't suck.

This post has been edited by Rob Itagaki: Aug 20 2010, 18:39

I assume asking for it would be counter productive.

I assume asking for it would be counter productive.

Couldn't hurt, I suppose.

I only woke up a couple of hours ago and I'm sleepy already. Fucking sleep pattern.

I was the guy whom gave Tenboro $20 to give Sayo a bronze star.

I didn't want to know who did it, idiot.

Thanks, though.

o u

These muffins I made are pretty good with strawberry jam.

And semen.

That Rob Itsafuckup needs to be banned again.

Hah.