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Oh Marv, your techno babble makes me so horny. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

I'd be flattered if I didn't find the thought of you so repulsive.

I miss Tense. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)

Jeebus. I'm already up to nine times today. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)

That's a lot of dinners Brad, you should pace yourself.

That's a lot of dinners fapping Brad, you should pace yourself.

fixed

I thought you couldn't fap?

Just because you think it doesn't make it true.

Correct. But you also said it. Unless that long, winding explanation was a lie?

It's not a fap session.

It's a grindathon.

Probably a cakefest :<

I've said a lot of crazy, half thought out shit in my time on this forum; much of which I don't even remember. However, I am 99% positive I have never, ever said on this forum that I was incapable of masturbating.

I have said I have erectile dysfunction, although it's not as bad as it used to be. I can get it up sometimes, but not always. However, being unable to get it erect has never impaired my ability to masturbate, and that I know I have said in the past.

I also started a masturbation thread or two in Spamhaus, one of which I use on a near daily basis; provided I actually fap that day of course. In fact, I consider myself something a chronic masturbator; that was even my member title a week or so ago. I have also participated in numerous conversations about masturbation, including my admittance that I had been masturbating since I was at least four.

This post has been edited by BradRepko: Aug 19 2010, 21:14

Probably a cakefest :<

That just made a horrible image appear in my mind. Cock cheese 'aint right.
BradleyEdit: Grinding =/= fapping.

This post has been edited by Anto of the Sand: Aug 19 2010, 21:15

[. . .] including my admittance that I had been masturbating since I was at least four.

Which is still hilarious...

And unbelievable...

Because I don't believe it.

That just made a horrible image appear in my mind. Cock cheese 'aint right.

Isn't it usually called dick cheese?

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HEY! Be courteous.

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He prefers to be called Richard.

That just made a horrible image appear in my mind. Cock cheese 'aint right.
BradleyEdit: Grinding =/= fapping.

I can fap with a limp noodle too.

EDIT: By the by, while it gets it name from the sound effect for choking the chicken, fapping can refer to male masturbation in general. So your Grinding=/= fapping doesn't mean shit.

This post has been edited by BradRepko: Aug 19 2010, 21:26

Marv's been watching this page for a while now. He must be having a right laugh.

Or he's chronically masturbating, as well.

EDIT: L'Chroniques d'Masturbatrix.

This post has been edited by radixius: Aug 19 2010, 21:29

I'd be flattered if I didn't find the thought of you so repulsive.

That's like being called ugly by swamp thing.

And now he's gone...curi(o)us.
BradleyEdit: You've seen Marv's face?

This post has been edited by Anto of the Sand: Aug 19 2010, 21:29

I'm switching between my spark gap research/design and reading threads.
No pictures of me exist on the internet.