[X] My Assistant

Let me consult my list of apple phrases to see if I can in some way turn this into an insult to your cycling ability.

• An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
• The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
• It only takes one rotten apple to spoil a barrel.
• You would have fallen off the bike even without the rotten crab apple because you suck at cycling.

Well, I managed to find one, but only because I made it up on the spot.

I don't believe you.

Most phrases are just bits of folksy wisdom and, therefore, blatantly false. So you're right in not believing me.

Apparently a rotten crab apple under your front tire causes low enough traction to make the bike slip out from under you.

Christ, I would've paid to see that. No offense.

None taken.
EDIT: After the stun wore off, I did the most logical thing for that situation. Pick up the apple, and chuck it as far as I could in a random direction.

This post has been edited by Marvin666: Aug 15 2010, 19:17

...and it hit the ground three feet away.

Blorg is my consult of wisdom, now.

Before he was just my consort of wisdom, however...

My phrase list is woefully short.

Most of them are just rhymes about a man from Nantucket.

There once was a man from Nantucket, and he always went piss in a bucket.
When his wife wouldn't suck it, he went to the doctor, where he was told to just fuck it.

This post has been edited by BradRepko: Aug 15 2010, 19:46

Your poetry is vulgar.

It would probably be a hit with the blacks.

His response to Marv was funny. Easy come, easy go.

Well, I was pretty much just forced to do something that was of no consequence and mostly a bad idea.

The two don't go together.

According to Rubens Barichello, Brazilians don't use the term "Brazilian". They call it a "Hitler".

I think Nashrakh is a pretty cool guy. eh makes a mockery of the galleries and doesn't afraid of anything.

According to Rubens Barichello, Brazilians don't use the term "Brazilian". They call it a "Hitler".

Yeah, I saw that. Also, I never knew anyone topped the Stig.

I think Nashrakh is a pretty cool guy. eh makes a mockery of the galleries and doesn't afraid of anything.

The fact that Boggyb has declared war on Nashrakh in the Vigilante section isn't enough reason to like him?

Wow, that Vigilante forum is even more retarded than ever. And did Boggy actually call Alpha 7 "Alph"?

The fact that Boggyb has declared war on Nashrakh in the Vigilante section isn't enough reason to like him?

I also like him for translating this little gem.