[X] My Assistant

I am not a proficient internet troll. My trolling is better suited in real life, among friends, like that time I told my friends that Michael Bay's Transformer series is a criticism of the Obama administration and maintains that the war on Iraq was the right path to take.

Thankfully no. But you admitted to being a gypsy/itinerant/pikie/knacker, so I had to make good on my threat. And see if the joke had any credence to it.

actually I'm an Air Force Brat. Both Mummy and Daddy were in the Military

actually I'm an Air Force Brat. Both Mummy and Daddy were in the Military

I know. I was only joking.

Howd you know that

He lies. Time to fire one out, then sleep.

Dobby would... but Dobby's dead. Like Dumbledore. CAUSE SNAPE KILLED DUMBLYDORE A HA HA HA HA HA HA HA I JUST RUINED THE BOOK FOR YOU ALL.

Umm... Oblimo beat you to it like, four years ago. Nice attempt, I suppose.

I'm aware.

Howd you know that

I know more than people around here realise. Well most of them anyway.

yes, but that doesn't explain how you know me. The last time I was on you weren't even a twinkle in the eye of the site (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

Or maybe you're just bullshitting to cover up your mistakes. Don't worry, if this turns out to be false, I'll just say I was joking.

I'm aware.

You've read It's Always Time?

No, I'm aware that the spoiler thing had been done.

Or maybe you're just bullshitting to cover up your mistakes.

Nope.

Good, cause I was just joking.

S'okay.

No, I'm aware that the spoiler thing had been done.

I wasn't talking about "the spoiler thing". I was talking about Oblimo having already spoiled that plot twist for me 4 years ago in his goo girl story, It's Always Time. You claimed to have known about it, so you must have read the story. Since he edited the spoiler out of the story after I complained about it, it's no longer there; so I assume that you read the story somewhere in 2006 or 2007 when it was still being written.

Pime taradox.

Or perhaps I misunderstood your statement and never read the story at all, considering I had no idea who Oblimo was until this afternoon.

EDIT: Pritish Betroleum?

This post has been edited by BlorgAlmighty: Aug 4 2010, 07:35

Proptimus Groinpull?

OMG, I hate pious people who think they know every fucking thing about everybody when they themselves are the ones who are fucked up.