[X] My Assistant

Ah, button clicking randomness at its finest.

My thanks comrade.


Also the last thing I thought was my coffee was a little weak due to a different brand. But that's rather drab information isn't it?

This post has been edited by Annomander: Feb 16 2010, 04:18

As I get older and older, Marge Simpson somehow gets more and more attractive.

ADDENDUM: Francine Smith, too...

ADDENDUM 2: And Stewie Griffin...

This post has been edited by radixius: Feb 16 2010, 05:35

I see rad's sig quoting is from the Swedish curling team from Sunday's episode of the Simpsons.

Every day I have less, and less faith in humanity...

Because you are a niggerdick.

My colon is roaring something awful tonight.

I love myself.

I suppose somebody has to.

I have a weird sense of time.

Next time someone sends me a PM going something like "stuff doesn't work and my settings are all fine, fix plz", I'm going to kill someone.

Should I or shouldn't I?

I say you should.

Should I or shouldn't I?

You should know the answer already. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif)

I'm too sexy for sex.

So, narcissism is your coping method for not being able to get laid?

Oh, I don't know—it might've started that way, when I was young, naive and couldn't get the one girl I wanted. Go ahead: make fun of me. It's alright. I don't overthink things as much as I used to. I know who I am, now. I'm not a "have-not", but a "have" (while there are still many places where I have-not). If I date 9 more girls before I get married—which I think would be completely appropriate—that would be 9 more spats of character assassination (I'm assuming I'm going to need to dump them at some point, and I hate being the heart-breaker). Once you've put aside girls and money, it forces you to realign your motivation for being alive, and I don't usually have a negative, pessimistic, cynical or gloomy outlook on life.

Still confused or doubtful? If I have a conversation with a really hot girl that laughs all night, and she says, "Wow, I had no idea I was gonna like you this much!" that is the equivalent, for me, of getting laid. I'm not withholding sex because they're ugly, either—I just don't wanna fuck, and getting others to like me is all the self-assessment I need. I don't need to get anyone to fuck me. In my heart of hearts, I'm not a bad guy at all. When I'm at a party, I have no problem talking with chicks, albeit, I now have sort of a negative connotation with sex—my teasing, flirtation, humor (which is usually wry in context) and romance aside; sexual intimacy is a headache, perhaps due to my lack of empathy and affect, when the situation pertains to others' lives.

This post has been edited by D.D.D.: Feb 17 2010, 20:21

So it's not just the narcissism, but the misogyny, as well?

Maybe half of the time, and that would contradict what I was just saying about my outlook on life, but it depends on my delicately balanced, atmospheric mood, and the relating subject itself. When I begin to feel misanthropic, I will tell myself, "it is hard to find intelligence in an un-intelligent world," but I hold out hope and continue to look for excellence.

This post has been edited by D.D.D.: Feb 17 2010, 20:36

Well, I guess if all you have is yourself, you've got to find complacency in it, right?

I think that's what people like about me, and appreciate: That I'm comfortable with myself. People mention that I seem a bit queer or quirky in the way I act, compared to most, but it's more quaintly "unique"—I want nothing more than to proudly keep up being me. You just have to accept me the way I am (I love myself this way, and I'm going to keep loving myself, even if you are too stupid to understand how special I am). Accepting me as I am (and staying away from me entirely, if I'm too exceptional for you) would be my best advice to society.

This post has been edited by D.D.D.: Feb 17 2010, 20:36

No.