[X] My Assistant

Doesn't any social group or organization with a structured hierarchy have politics? Cartoon porn is SRS BSNS.

We should establish a parliament and a cabinet.

We should establish a parliament and a cabinet.

Can we lock people in it?

I thought that was a given. That'd be the only way to keep the cabinet full.

Can we lock people in it?

That made me smile.

Ah, Harrison Bergeron. God, I haven't read that story in forever. I actually forgot what it was called.

Yeah, I know that feeling, too. That's part of the reason I like my alone time.

I fucking hate it when people ruin an RP by making an out of character request on it. It was an informal role playing environment, but certain things require OOC consent, and I'm certainly not going to join someone's social group just because I sucked him off in a role play.

I fucking hate it when people ruin an RP by making an out of character request on it. It was an informal role playing environment, but certain things require OOC consent, and I'm certainly not going to join someone's social group just because I sucked him off in a role play.

Maybe he wanted you to do the same in real life.

My RP character is a girl. It always amazes me the ignorance of some of the people I play with, assuming the player is a girl just because the character is. I actually had a guy the other day telling me to finger myself or fuck my cunt with a dildo as I played with him. Since it's none of his business, I didn't bother telling the chap that I'm a guy. Besides, it bothers some people when they find out the girl they were RPing with is a guy in real life. They just assume without even asking. I take they also assume I can do magic for real too since my character is a bloody mage.

This post has been edited by BradRepko: Jul 11 2010, 07:07

Imagine that motherfucker, though. All suave in a goddamn smoking jacket with a bubble pipe and no pants. He sits in his cozy armchair, legs akimbo showing his grassy meadow between the sinkhole and the mountain range. You think, "Yeah, alright, this'll be weird, sure, but I'll get a story out of it, right?"

He snaps his fingers, and nothing happens for a moment. A short rumble, a lead pipe looking object comes out a slot in the floor, two small hooks leading out of it. He appoints a couple of garments onto the motherfucker, and then steps away from it, giving you a glimpse of what he assumes you'll want to wear during the fellate-fest: A slave Leia bikini, complete with choker and chain.

You fall to your knees, tears in your eyes. A sob trembles your body. He starts to show compassion as you shoot your head upward, beaming with smile from ear to ear.

"Yes," you say, finally, between sobs, "Yes I'll marry you!"

He then kicks your ass out on the sidewalk in nothing but your shoes. He's not ready for that kind of commitment. You sigh, resigned to the longest walk home.

This post has been edited by radixius: Jul 11 2010, 07:09

They just assume without even asking. I take they also assume I can do magic for real too since my character is a bloody mage.

*facepalm* Now I get to try to sleep with the image of some bastard redneck in a wife beater sobbing "You lying faggot" as you attempt to explain to him the difference between RP and RL. Thanks. Needed that (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

This post has been edited by areth: Jul 11 2010, 10:22

As announced, today marks the start of Ridley week, celebrating Samus Aran's arch-enemy. Seven days, seven Ridley themes. Today's theme, the original theme of Ridley from Super Metroid!

I'm really looking forward to this. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)

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I'm game if you are, sir.

Why are there so many people complaining about Sagat's ending for Super Street Fighter 4?

Can we please talk about Sagat?

Katya said that one day he was going to rage delete spamhaus but it hasn't happened yet. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)

Huh, FSZ posts no longer show up when you hit View New Posts.

Tenboro is such a tease.

Brad Repko edit: I want to protect my hath perks.

This post has been edited by Tenseigamoon: Jul 12 2010, 03:04

*reading What are you Listening to? thread*

Justin Bieber Baby
his voice quite good like Negr0

There are days when I think maybe freedom of speech isn't such a good thing after all.