[X] My Assistant

That Junko thread is pretty stupid.

That Junko thread is pretty stupid.

+1

Those SATYRIASIS threads are pretty stupid.

Fixed.

What the fuck did Tens po... Oh dear god I didn't want to see that. <-- Seriously... Last thought.

No, your last thought was probably more along the lines of, "I think I need to post this in the Last Thing You Thought thread" otherwise you wouldn't be here.

No, your last thought was probably more along the lines of, "I think I need to post this in the Last Thing You Thought thread" otherwise you wouldn't be here.

K. Fine. Second to last. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

I'm down with that.

That Junko thread is pretty stupid.

You just can't post anything sentimental or soppy in this place.

You just can't post anything sentimental or soppy in this place.

New rule? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

It's been here as long as I can remember.

Heh

I couldn't find what was the purpose of that thread.

I just got this in an E-mail today....

Hello My Beloved One In Christ.

I greet you with the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, It is true that this letter may come to you as a surprise. Nevertheless, I humbly ask you to give me your attention and hear me well. My name is Mrs. Rophina Meigh from Australia. I am married to Dr.Edward Meigh who worked with our Embassy in Ivory Coast ( Cote D'ivoire ) for a period of 8 years before he died .

We were married for 15 years without a child before he died after a brief illness. Since his death I decided not to remarry due to my religious belief . When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of US$6.5m(Six Million Five Hundred Thousand United State American dollars ) with a Bank in Cote D'ivoire. Presently this money is still in the custody of the Bank in Cote D'ivoire. Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next Four months due to cancer illness.

Having known my condition I decided to donate this money to churchs, organisation or good person that will utilise this money the way I am going to instruct herein.

I want you to use this money for churchs, Charity organisation, orphanages, widows and other people that are in need. l took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money . Moreover, my husband relatives are not close to me since I devolop a Cancer problem and it had been their wish to see me dead in order to inherit his wealth since we have no Child. These people are not worthy of this inheritance. This is why I am taking this decision.

I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my ill-health. As soon as I receive your reply I will give you the contact of the Bank in Cote d'ivoire where this money is deposited. I will also issue a letter of authorisation to the bank that will prove you the present beneficiary of this money. I also want you to always put me in prayer.


Any delay in your reply may give me room to look for another good person for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein.

Hoping to receive your response soonest.


Thanks and Remain blessed .

Yours sister in the Lord,

Mrs. Rophina Meigh

I like the oil scam e-mails better. This was in mine, but I saved it.

Good day,

I am Nikolay Sintsov,personal assistant to Mikhail Khodorkovsky,once rated as the richest man in Russia and owner of YUKOS OIL (Russian largest oil company),chairman CEO: Menatep SBP Bank (a well reputable financial institution with its branches all over the world).

SOURCE OF FUNDS:

I have a profiling amount in an excess of US$40.5M, which I seek you to accommodate for me. You will be rewarded with 40% of the total sum for your partnership. Can you handle this?

As his personal assistant, I was authorized to transfer money of an American oil merchant for his last oil deal with my boss Mikhail Khodorkovsky.

The funds have since left the shores of America to a European private financial institution where the final crediting is to be carried out. While I was on the process, my boss got arrested for his involvement in politics by financing the leading and opposing political parties (the Union of Right Forces, led by Boris Nemtsov, and Yabloko, a liberal/social democratic party led by Gregor Yavlinsky), which posed
as a threat to President Vladimir Putin's second Tenure as Russian president. Since then, I have placed on hold all transactions concerning this amount. You can catch more of the story on this website:

[www.yukos.com] http://www.yukos.com
[news.ft.com] http://news.ft.com/cms/4bb9612a-d254-11d8-b661-00000e2511c8.html
[www.hoovers.com] http://www.hoovers.com/yukos/--ID__53700--/free-co-factsheet.xhtml
[newsfromrussia.com] http://newsfromrussia.com/main/2003/11/13/51215.html

YOUR ROLE:

All I need from you is to stand as the beneficiary of the above mentioned sum and I will re-profile the funds with your data, which will enable the financial firm transfer the sum to you. I have decided to use this sum to relocate to the American continent and never to be connected to any of Mikhail Khodorkovsky conglomerates, presently I am in Switzerland in Europe,for a hide out,

The transaction has to be concluded as soon and as I confirm your readiness to proceed with me, I will provide you with details.
contact me at my private email address: [uk.mc272.mail.yahoo.com] nikosint@voila.fr

Thank you very much.

Regards,
Nikolay Sintsov.

Yes, it was in bold originally.
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edit: Q: Are there people here who might be able to make an animated .gif ?

This post has been edited by Chesty La Rue: Jul 7 2010, 16:57

edit: Q: Are there people here who might be able to make an animated .gif ?

Remember my last Avatar? I made that from 11 single pics. So if you can provide me with all the pics necessary to make it, I will animate it for you. (Wanna use something from a videoclip? Make a lot of consecutive screenshots for the animation)

This post has been edited by HybridGuardian: Jul 7 2010, 19:47

Damn, ninja'd.

But yes, any idiot can do it, it just needs some not too hard to get hold of software.

Animated avatars should be as banned as animated signatures.

Ibis.
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Bloody hell, I've played so much Risen and now I can't think or type without the British accent in mind.