[X] My Assistant

Stop masturbating.

I had a bike wreck. Smashed into the side of a hill at 30mph when my chain jammed.

ROFL

This is the 2nd day.

I had a bike wreck. Smashed into the side of a hill at 30mph when my chain jammed.

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There seems to a lot of activity in the FSZ today.

I had a bike wreck. Smashed into the side of a hill at 30mph when my chain jammed.

Maintain your bike and the shit wont try to kill you.

I do. The front derailleur's cage just got caught when I was shifting. Sometimes I forget you can't shift the front up when pedaling hard.

This post has been edited by Princess Fox: Jun 7 2010, 21:32

Schoolboy error.

I do. The front derailleur's cage just got caught when I was shifting. Sometimes I forget you can't shift the front up when pedaling hard.

The most common vehicle problem; operator head space and timing.

Outlier PEBKAC.

Oh good, Deevra's on. It just isn't a good day until he comes to fill the hole in my festering, puss filled soul.

This post has been edited by BradRepko: Jun 7 2010, 22:59

Ew.

That is what she said.

It actually is, yes.

I know, I was there.

I know, me too. I was the one standing behind you as you bent down.

The last thing I thought was "Why am I posting on this pointless thread?"

You mean "in", not "on", right?

I mean, unless you're challenged with grammar and diction, in which case, carry on, sir.

I hate grammar. It mocks me like a tempestuous harpy, spurring me on to ring it's scrawny neck.

You and your fancy high school education, Rad. The school board wouldn't let me go to high school. Apparently they deemed my behavior as escalating. How they determined that starting with a bomb threat in 6th grade and working my way down to minor sexual harassment in 8th grade as "escalation" I'll never know. They gave me a high school diploma, but they stopped giving me an education after 8th grade.

This post has been edited by BradRepko: Jun 8 2010, 01:16