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Might I suggest South Korean children. I hear when boiled alive until the meat falls right off the bone, it can cure any ailment.

Might I suggest South Korean children. I hear when boiled alive until the meat falls right off the bone, it can cure any ailment.

Well, my Kidney's have been bothering me lately. Quick, man-servent, get me the directory for the adoption agency. They do delivery, right?

Actually, there is some controversy as to whether the soup itself cures any ailments, or if it's the sounds of their tortured screams as their flesh sizzles right off the bones. I know that's why Kim Jong Il keeps a spa room with boiling pools with wire mesh cages over the top that they toss little South Korean children in. They say that's what cured his cancer and nipple herpes, the cries of the children being boiled alive.

This post has been edited by BradRepko: Jun 6 2010, 21:59

I'm worse for reading that.

Actually, there is some controversy as to whether the soup itself cures any ailments, or if it's the sounds of their tortured screams as their flesh sizzles right off the bones. I know that's why Kim Jong Il keeps a spa room with boiling pools with wire mesh cages over the top that they toss little South Korean children in. They say that's what cured his cancer and nipple herpes, the cries of the children being boiled alive.

Well, damn, I'm jealous now. I'm afraid I can't afford to have a children boiling room. The best I've got is the basement, but that's already full. There was an anti-deforestation demonstration the other day and now I'm full up on hippies. Suggestions?

Release them back into the wild. Stringy and useless, they is.

Well, damn, I'm jealous now. I'm afraid I can't afford to have a children boiling room. The best I've got is the basement, but that's already full. There was an anti-deforestation demonstration the other day and now I'm full up on hippies. Suggestions?

Actually, forests are vital to the acquisition of South Korean children. What you do is you take the loggers and hang them in large cages 12 feet off the ground deep in the forests. This is how you draw out the Wookies. Then you take the Wookies, tie them up in a big gay pile, and place them in a dark spooky cave. This will draw out Manbearpig, who, as we all know, loves Wookie meat. Then you capture Manbearpig and bring him to Al Gore. This will allow you to get three wishes, because of course, Al Gores ancestors were all genies. You ask Al Gore to pull strings with his former boss, Billy C, who as we all know, is bosom buddies with good ol' Kimmie Jong. This will allow you to get a stable supply of all the South Korean children you can eat.

This post has been edited by BradRepko: Jun 6 2010, 22:12

Or just order a pizza. Each one comes with a free delivery boy.

gotta take a piss immediately.

Why is it that the Safeway delivery service trucks are always driven by old, gay Aussie's or Brit's?

This post has been edited by BradRepko: Jun 6 2010, 22:40

hail... fuck im not leaving my house.

Tens has a decastar, but isn't a catgirl?

Boggyb, if you want Tenboro's phone number, you should ask Tenseigamoon. With all this special treatment, they're probably lovers.

You can nibble on me for a while, big boy.

"Mick with a hint of Guinness and old fags". It doesn't sound too tempting.

This post has been edited by 3d0xp0xy: Jun 6 2010, 23:55

Boggyb, if you want Tenboro's phone number, you should ask Tenseigamoon. With all this special treatment, they're probably lovers.

I'm not sure "lovers" is the word I'd use. Like any good whore, Tenboro will do anything for the right amount of money.

How you havn't been banned yet, I'll never know.

Boggyb, if you want Tenboro's phone number, you should ask Tenseigamoon. With all this special treatment, they're probably lovers.

Really? lovers?... (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/huh.gif)

This post has been edited by TheLier: Jun 7 2010, 04:33

Remind me to never buy a Motorola phone ever again.

Schoolboy error.

Fuck brakes.

Fall Baruchi

Damn shoulder and wrist.