[X] My Assistant

Hopefully she gets better Tens. how old is she?

She's 18 and no, she won't be getting better. As my friend says, all the time I spend with her from here on is "bonus" time. She's led a good long life and I've spoiled her all of those years.

*cries* poor kitty! I'm glad you show her so much love, I'm sure she appreciates your concern and affection for her.

She blinks her green eyes at me every so often and I know she does. I love her more than anything.


Yeah, it's OK, I've come to terms with it. But that doesn't mean it won't be easy when the time comes. I'm dreading that day.

K, let's talk about something else now. =(

What's your favorite kind of ice cream?

What toppings do you like on your ice cream? Chocolate syrup? Whipped cream? Sprinkles? Nuts? M&Ms? The blood of your enemies?

I like chocolate!

But I also like mint chocolate chip. I bought some of that recently and it was soooo goood.

And I prefer it in a cone.

This post has been edited by Tenseigamoon: May 31 2010, 00:41

Ice cream is overrated.

Your mom is overrated.

I totally just went there.

Totally going there is overrated.

Saying that things are overrated is overrated.

C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKERS... are overrated.

Blorg, I miss you every day you aren't here.

Ooh, I've heard that song before. And why would you miss me? I have no defining personality trait, so I might as well not exist. It's like, if you miss me when I'm not here, you'd probably still miss me when I am.

Also, I have this incredible urge to listen to the song Dirt Made My Lunch. I heard it in elementary school while I was living in America, and I keep remembering it every few years. It was an eye-opening experience. It taught me that dirt made my lunch. The bread I eat is made from wheat which was grown from dirt. The beef I have came from a cow which ate grass grown from dirt.

Because so many of the people posting now think they're badass, which is hilarious because they're posting on a titty forum on the internet, it's all so... bland.

You, Blorg, sir, are that breath of air that comes through for the garbage man while he's working at the dump.

Yay for self-deprecation, I suppose.

Internet Tough Guys are Tough.

Uguu~

Uguu.

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Will you send me nude pictures of yourself, Blorg?

A: No.

See, that was a prime choice wherein you post an image of an anime girl and we laugh and laugh and threaten to murder each other through a screen.

So you're saying I made the wrong choice?

To be fair, I only posted above picture since I'd posted it in this forum before.

Look, cartoon breasts are vital to the survival of the weeaboo race.

It's standard quantum physics.