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I'd have to say HinaXanyone. That account oozed the same insufferability you emit every time you post.

Eh, I've never seen the use for sexual roleplays. They don't seem any fun.

Eh, I've never seen the use for sexual roleplays. They don't seem any fun.

I don't know how anyone could find them as such.

I only RP'ed with HinaXanybody for a short while, and I never really talked to him/her. Whoever he/she was, I was okay with him/her, at least for the short time we RP'ed. However, HinaXanybody wasn't my dupe account.

Why willingly put oneself through that crap, then?

Why willingly put oneself through that crap, then?

It's a less painful form of self-flagellation?

So it's a religious thing.

... I dunno, when I hear self-flogging I'm apt to think of Christianity.

Retardation of the ilk, Erotic RPs are, sir.

Kay.

I'm playing a sexual RP right now. They take less concentration that erotic writing and they offer instant gratification, both in a very quick reply time and... I don't need to explain the double entendre, do I?

Nothing quite like playing a cybernetic shota boy being fucked by a pyromancer princess who can manifest two cocks for double the fun, and spews out cum hot enough to leave 1st degree burns.

This post has been edited by BradRepko: May 30 2010, 06:59

Oh, Tosh, you tickle my ribs.

The secret to not being identified in your dupe account is to change the way you word things so you aren't easily identifiable. Acting like you aren't very familiar with the English language can further mask your identity. Of course, it also helps not to tell anybody like the administrator who will immediately shut down your dupe account.

So, you guys were talking about erotic rp? I was talking about the regular kind (if there is such a thing).

A: Rikis is a doll person who gives me K++ a lot.

I'm playing a sexual RP right now. They take less concentration that erotic writing and they offer instant gratification, both in a very quick reply time and... I don't need to explain the double entendre, do I?

Nothing quite like playing a cybernetic shota boy being fucked by a pyromancer princess who can manifest two cocks for double the fun, and spews out cum hot enough to leave 1st degree burns.

Here, bro, I spruced up that shitty plot for you.

"THIS MAKES NO SENSE!" screamed the Cybernetic Under-aged Nubile Tetsujin-Derived-Child as the Pyromaniac Oppressive Oujo (I can use Japanese words, too) Neurotic took him from behind with both of her penises, "HOW CAN I FIT BOTH OF THEM IN ME AT THAT ANGLE?"

Sadly, due to the virtue of being a crappy roleplay about 'a cybernetic shota boy being fucked by a pyromancer princess who could manifest two cocks for double the fun', logic refused to play along and the boy was subject to an incredibly uncomfortable experience that could only be compared with a chapter from Twilight, only more nauseating and far less appealing to fat middle-aged women repressing their inner pedophile. The pyromancer princess, who was in reality a post-op trucker named Butch Magnus, kept plowing at him anyways, not giving a fuck about reality, whom he had violently raped the other day.

Butch grunted, heaved and sweated while the Cybernetic Under-aged Nubile Tetsujin-Derived-Child screamed like some kinda bitch, which he most likely was. The sex noises eventually turned into orgasm sound effects, and 'cum hot enough to leave 1st degree burns' spewed all over the place. Luckily for the Cybernetic Under-aged Nubile Tetsujin-Derived-Child, he had managed to free himself at the last moment, and only suffered 1st degree burns on his back, as opposed to having to die a painful and agonizing death as the magma human fertilizer burnt a hole through his insides. Others, however, were not so lucky.

It was Timothy Patterson's shift at the supermarket, and he had been doing his rounds. An overall good-natured man who was raising his adolescent son Jacob after his wife had died of Staphylococcal infection (Penicillin could have cured that shit, but in a world where such depravities like 'a cybernetic shota boy being fucked by a pyromancer princess who could manifest two cocks for the double the fun' existed, nobody bothered to discovered it, as they agreed that such a world was better off dead). Jacob was a bright boy, and given time, he could have become a senator who could put an end to nuclear warfare and world huger.

As it was, the magma cum laude fell on his face and got into his eyes. Regardless of what might have happened in real life, the searing semen burned his retinas off and drove him half-mad with pain. While an ambulance was called, it was too late to salvage Timothy's eyes and he was forced to resign from his jobs, forever known as That Dude Who Got Blinded By Cum. Others would later put forth the belief that the experience had permanently damaged his mental capacity, and that was why he abused young Jacob.

The Patterson how, which had formerly been filled with laughter, was now filled with noises like CRACK, POW, SNAP, SLAP, DOMESTIC VIOLENCE NOISE, BANG and KERPLUCK! Young Jacob grew to live in intense fear of his father, and as he grew, developed an intense loathing. He finally snapped on his fifteenth birthday and strangled his blind father to death. When it dawned upon him that he'd become a murderer, he rushed into the streets to become a common criminal.

One eventful day, Jacob happened upon a birthday party, a sweet sixteenth, for young Jill Rollins. It began as the best day of her life... and devolved into the incident which would scar her forever. A desperate Jacob, on the run from the police, barged into her house and killed her parents and most of her friends. While Jill had survived, the loss broke the poor girl, though perhaps not as much as the realization that she was in a roleplay about 'a cybernetic shota boy being fucked by a pyromancer princess who could manifest two cocks for double the fun'. Filled with grief and anger, Jill grew up to become a vigilante before eventually turning the gun on herself, weary of the world.

So many lives had been ruined. All because some C.U.N.T. had let himself get fucked by some P.O.O.N. in some fucked up roleplay about 'a cybernetic shota boy being fucked by a pyromancer princess who could manifest two cocks for double the fun'.

Fuck that bugger.

EDIT: Then some Crazy Omnivorous Creature Killer ate them all.

Timothy Patterson is played by three people - Adam Sandler before the burning, Rob Schneider while being burned and Mel Gibson after.

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I do 'regular' roleplaying as well. Though most of them don't last too long.

This post has been edited by BlorgAlmighty: May 30 2010, 07:55

...you're terrible, you know that.

You forgot the fact that the boy has special abilities of his own, and being cybernetic, is built for pleasure and to endure sexual brutality that would prove fatal to a real person. I like my RPs the way I like my animes, with physics that are made up as they go along.

It's still a shitty premise.

It's still a shitty premise.

My friend requested it. Sure, I spiced it up a bit, added some special special functions like sonic vibrators and electrical pulses designed to stimulate the nervous system and cause mind numbing amounts of pleasure... but then, if it wasn't tricked out with all the extras, it would get boring rather fast. I got bored with vanilla sexual role plays years ago.

He also wanted to play as that Kimiko girl from that Xiaolin Showdown show. I'd have preferred a character done with a bit more anime style, but that's what he wanted.

Personally, I was in the mood for a bit of boy-on-boy action myself. I've been having a hankering for playing a Pokemorph RP about a Yanma who gets caught in a Spinarak's web... *murrs*

This post has been edited by BradRepko: May 30 2010, 08:15

Ya know, Brad, I don't hate you. The only person I actually dislike in the forums is Hybrid. I might not like you, but I have no reason to dislike you in the least. In other words, my view of you is neutral.

But I'll say this. You're a fucking moron.

I like boobs! Really really big boobs! Boobs as big as planets! Death Star sized boobs! Boobs that blast highly concentrated streams of milk that have been pressurized into a lactose beam capable of destroying entire planets! Booooobs!

That's no brassiere... it's a space station!

This post has been edited by BradRepko: May 30 2010, 08:23

The soundtrack in one of those posted teenage porn clips is actually pretty awesome, and is louder than whatever the "actors" are saying so I keep it running while doing other stuff.

Can you link me to that? You've piqued my curiosity.