Those three weather threads that are sitting there that no one's cleaned up and taken to the trashcan are like the blue haired bull nose ringed freak trannies of the FSZ.
During the last battle against the evil Albanian hordes, I led my 100,000 strong army of Navy Seal elites on a daring charge in horse pulled wagons, I was right in the middle of them and all the artillery strikes and drones blew up all the wagons around me when we charged straight at Tirana.
We successfully wounded 25 enemies and 1 died from a pike wound. I lost a nephew and a lord who were my closest companions during military school.
A single artillery strike or drone never hit me, they hit my personal batman and my driver was shot while I stood up with my binoculars surveiying the enemy forces and issuing hand signals from the wagon that was 3 wagons behind the twenty or so ones deep in front of me, but there were 10,000 wagons in total, about 6000 were blown up all around me, mine was blown up killing all my crew but I was knocked over it and became unconscious and woke up later surrounded by 70,000 corpses, the rest fled until I was captuped and the Weegian consulate agreed to buy me an airplane ticket since they thought I was a noname soldier.
Does that mean I am immune to getting killed?
This post has been edited by weegeeweegeeweegee: Apr 1 2025, 11:13
In case anyone missed me, I assure you I am fine, I was away on a campaign. It took me long to return home, I was too busy screaming at Romanis because I thought they were Italian.
What was the last thing you thought?, read deed by path.
Mar 13 2025, 02:45
