I also wish to feed redditors to your woodchipper.
Mine is all seized up after using it last time.
Its a bit trippy to go back and look at Event 201, which was a pandemic planning scenario of individuals connected to orgs that all received USA ID funding along with the CCP military and researchers to plan a response to a COVID19 like virus whilst the novel covid like virus was breaking out in China.
Laughed so hard when I first saw this. What a fucktard saying it on air lol.
Its hilarious it forces them to be clowns when they are trying to be mad about big balls and hairy balls.
Trump worked out what to do this time around. Get everything done in the first month, then you can just start campaigning and doing stand up again.
He's trying to double win the election.
The idea of cutting stupid government spending and refunding 20% of it back to tax payers... holy crap... paying off the debt might be better.. but thats going to get more votes.
A little boy wanted to be a rockstar so he prayed to the moon for several days.
St Weegius appeared, Weegius said “Oh little boiyoioioi I am here to grant you your wish!” Weegius took out his magic cigarette carton shaped sack and opened it. Inside was a big guitar shaped box. He opened it to the boy.
The boy said “What!?!?”
There were cinnamon rolls inside. Weegius said “Rock and roll, these are rolls, get it? Wahahahshahahahaahahaha”
The boy started crying then Weegius began pelting him in the face with the Cinnamon rolls.
“That’s what you get for being a lazy fool! Whahaahahha”
Former Army woman, Daisy Ridley, is cleaning the tower for her autistic brother on Christmas eve owned by Japanese an Asian business. But the festivities are interrupted by a group of Eco terrorists who take over the exclusive high-rise, and everyone in it. Very soon Ridley realizes there is no one to save the hostages - but her.
When will they stop? Hideous Cynthia Erivo from Wicked is going to play Jesus in a revival of the rock opera Jesus Christ Superstar at the Hollywood Bowl. My jaw dropped open in disbelief. As a Christian, that is deeply offensive because these devil-worshiping Hollyweirdos are still mocking God. Nothing good comes from that. I've read in comments that even atheists think Christians have a right to be angry about it.
In better news, MSNBC finally fired their grand racist wizard Joyless Reid. When I heard it on the news this morning I had to search the internet to see if it was true and it is, thank goodness.
She ditched the Trump wig and is nearly bald either from overbleaching (black people, please stop bleaching your hair, it looks fucking awful) or picking it out. I've come across her videos on YouTube a couple times and she was with her sister and they were drinking wine and being racist AF. As disgusting as Donna LemonAIDS. Rachel Madcow needs the boot next and The View needs to be cancelled.