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My best friend just texted me that his daughter was born healthy. Feels good man.

Someone just called the fact that I don't like autotune "transphobic"
I think they think autotune is just audacity's "change pitch" tool (which for the record i think is stupid to use even if you don't like your voice, but am much more okay with).
These are the subset of people that I'm okay with dying.

Don't accuse other people like that when you don't even know the first thing about what they are talking about.

This post has been edited by Moonlight Rambler: Sep 7 2024, 17:48

Our ambassador to Iran just got accused of being 'Transphilic'

He was posting pro Palestine memes and pro queer memes and they were worried that he was a queer for Palestine. He nearly got thrown off a roof.

I found my friend soloqing on a fresh account in Overwatch. I called him "FUCKER" in text team chat, and this black woman in the voice channel thought I called him the Nslur due to profanity filters censoring it as ****ER.

She went from "I am literally black, I can get offended if someone says it" to "STAY OFFENDED N****!" within a minute. She was screaming the entire time. First time I ever seen a black person get so mad over a word, but this is bronze 4 overwatch. These people are bottom 100 players, they aren't actually human.

We got this one chick Vampy who says she sends her logs to the FBI every week, so if anyone tries to DDOS her they are going to go to jail. Every time she lags:

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I just witnessed a woman

Condolences

rest in peace so goddamn much :|

Old mate apologized for dying.

That's really wholesome.

I have a favorite Blue Archive.

Do you have a favorite Blue Archive?

I'm too scared I'd lose all my money to these modern gacha games.

Coward.

I have a favorite Blue Archive.

Do you have a favorite Blue Archive?

blue archive sucks

I hope so, cute girlies what suck penis are divine.

do you guys remember this guy (IMG:[cdn.discordapp.com] https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/714344517914066964/1075809700278456350/IMG_0258.png?ex=66dfc51c&is=66de739c&hm=fd3fd4314ec16734ea3386585d9e908b91bef06f17631c701f0ff471301dd39d&)

Joke about Mags family:
Once upon a time a boy and his 20 siblings hated their daddy so much they prayed to the moon he would die.

The next morning the boy found out 5 of his siblings died, their dad didnt die, the milkman died. He heard his cousin scream: “GRANDPA NO!”
His older sister Joshua-ette died.
The remaining female siblings didn’t die.

Joke about Mags family:
Once upon a time a boy and his 20 siblings hated their daddy so much they prayed to the moon he would die.

The next morning the boy found out 5 of his siblings died, their dad didnt die, the milkman died. He heard his cousin scream: “GRANDPA NO!”
His older sister Joshua-ette died.
The remaining female siblings didn’t die.

There is so much to unpack

There is so much to unpack

Stop quoting people I have on ignore.

have a good sleep

Stop quoting people I have on ignore.

Joke about 735301970@qq.com's family:
Once upon a time a girl and her 20 siblings hated their mommy so much they prayed to the moon she would die.

The next morning the girl found out 5 of her siblings died, their mom didnt die, the milkwoman died. She heard her cousin scream: “GRANDMA NO!”
Her older brother Joshua died.
The remaining male siblings didn’t die.

Did you really have to have the shotgun even in bed?

Michael Caine: "We were worried that the audience would not get the metaphor/double entendre and you can't show certain things on screen, you see"