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Question for your nephew:
My doctor told me that I won't live past 65. Is there any way I can increase my longevity and squeeze in a couple more years?

To stay mentally active, it's important to have a hobby like collecting Funko Pops or writing comments under online articles.

Walking and manage blood sugar.


Or you can aim for 40 and keep boosting. Yolo.

Question for your nephew:
My doctor told me that I won't live past 65. Is there any way I can increase my longevity and squeeze in a couple more years?

Jelq.

CONSTANTLY.

Mags told me I should never kiss a hooker. Can someone tell me why? He wouldn't explain.

Mags told me I should never kiss a hooker. Can someone tell me why? He wouldn't explain.

I can't remember you asking me that.

Kissing is more intimate than sex and a lot of sex workers don't like it.

Also I dunno how you feel about oral hygiene but I don't want to kiss a mouth that's blown a dude an hour before I showed up.

Also I dunno how you feel about oral hygiene but I don't want to kiss a mouth that's blown a dude an hour before I showed up.

Yeah throat STDs are common as they are experienced as mild throat infections. chlamydia, gonorrhea and herpes are common.

I guess it depends if they give blow jobs with condom (if that is even possible) or not.


Or like its cause kissing is intimate or something.



Edit: Also I was right about the X-men '97 producer Beau DeMayo, all the partially nude pictures of the x-men characters he put in the show whilst nerfing the female characters. I thought he might have gotten in trouble for sending suggestive photos to people and he did. They are not sure if it was nudes or just him doing semi-naked photos replacating poses from the show and sending them to male staffers.

Dude got #metoo2'd for hitting on dudes, when will it end lol.



Also its funny how there is a slew of articles now about women complaining men will not mentor them in the workplace, men are not going to clubs anymore and how singles dating event nights are mostly women now.



This post has been edited by EsotericSatire: Aug 28 2024, 12:08

I can't remember you asking me that.

I was making a joke

Also its funny how there is a slew of articles now about women complaining men will not mentor them in the workplace, men are not going to clubs anymore and how singles dating event nights are mostly women now.

It is a mystery.
The local newspaper just ran a big article about how Tinder is the greatest thing ever, because this 35-year-old single mother journo tried it for a few weeks, and was pleasantly surprised how none of the men seemed to care that she had made the courageous choice of becoming a single mother. I wonder why that is.

Also its funny how there is a slew of articles now about women complaining men will not mentor them in the workplace, men are not going to clubs anymore and how singles dating event nights are mostly women now.

Brittany Higgins has entered the chat.

I was making a joke

I was making a joke

You shouldn't impregnate your sister like that, bud.

I have seen a lot of MLP content on the Front Page recently, and I remembered a parody from a different era of YouTube. Personally, the content's weird to me, but I can appreciate it as, and only as, art with style. I hope you enjoy the feature.

[youtu.be] The Fesh Pincce of Blair

Is this song racist and homelist?

You shouldn't impregnate your sister like that, bud.

guys im not having sex with my super hot sister im not getting her pregnant

I'm having sex with his super hot sister.

I can't remember you asking me that.

Kissing is more intimate than sex and a lot of sex workers don't like it.

Also I dunno how you feel about oral hygiene but I don't want to kiss a mouth that's blown a dude an hour before I showed up.

Hookers look like Orcs if they do, because they did not let out the foul breath enough.

If they do not, they do not want to catch the foul winds or they hate orcs who solicit their services that were humans that did not let out their foul breath.

Dragoncoomer must be glad those Israeli hostages got killed by HAMAS. Too bad he won't just admit it.

Professor Xavier's ability to destroy people's minds by making them relive the holocaust working on everyone except Cyclops should have been a red flag.

Magneto needs months of therapy afterwards.

Dragoncoomer must be glad those Israeli hostages got killed by HAMAS. Too bad he won't just admit it.

My lefty friend said he doesn't care for followers of ZOG.


I am just like is that the floating head from that Sean Connery movie?

Yes.

work

wow 2 weeks that fastest,pricey "ambitious" game closing i see for my life.
and now some journos and their fans want change narrative why the game really unsuccesful by removing "woke" reason of it.

This post has been edited by Tumbres: Sep 4 2024, 15:12