I'm so rich, my home is 10 connected 80-story tall high rise skyscrapers with only a ground floor and nothing but cieling and walls reaching up 80 stories high, too much bat SKEET from the top of the hundreds of feet above my head cieling, but it adds to the charm.
Edit: I need room for all my bats to live. They smoke so much blunts the ashes drop as a dust cloud from 80 stories high to the ground.
This post has been edited by weegeeweegeeweegee: Aug 18 2024, 14:01
i was over a couple days ago and its like when you drop a penny from a skyscraper and it falls so fast that the impact is like a shot bullet. The dust settled so fast that when it hits you its like when you are stealing watermelon and an old farmer peppers you with shotgun pellets from a 3 or 4 hundred yards away
People here are often saying things i disagree with but I don't think giving context to what the supreme court said counts as "hate speech." If you refer to them saying they wanted to kill and fuck you, then you should probably just relax. If you mean immigrants and such, well, I don't really like that either but it's not up to me to decide how they should feel. I personally see it as a convenient target to "punch down" at, with some valid concerns mixed in.
And unfortunately laws and ethics/morals are completely independent of each other. Relax. One need not be homosexual to be a faggot. I don't want to say I think of you as either yet, but you are certainly making yourself an easy target with high payoff. Relax. If that's supposed to be a threat, it's not one that will work. Relax. Stop taking things personally. Learn to shrug off words. And maybe lurk moar.
Of course I know all that already but shrugging off words is not my thing when words are of this character or anything in the same vein. If we all went to school together you sure would have been my bullies but you are not needed because other bullies did that job for you. If I knew this forum were so much to the right(yes, I might be assuming things but thats what I think) I would never have posted here. I got two constructive responses. Thank you Esoteric Satire and Moonlight Rambler.
If only I had a time machine I would go back and change it so I never posted here and delete this timeline.
This is on par with the video of the Mexican guy fisting the horse while wearing a long exam glove. It's just a different country.
16 mins in and it gets worse and worse. Old lady really goes to town on her toward the end and the girl is trying not to let herself have a happy ending while she gets her vag and uterus repeatedly slopped, skinned and bruised up.
I am here with my nephew who is 108 years old, he has smoked a pack of raleighs and drank a fifth every day. He will share his secrets, please do ask away.
I have already asked him how he maintain his lovely skin. He told me you must never hold in your bad breath, let it flow out of your teeth and lips or it will fester and the fumes will rise to your brain.
When I spoke with him I discovered the long sought answer where Orcs come from.
JRR Tolkien never revealed a definite origin, switching from tortured brainwashed elves to creatures born from mud and slime powered by Morgoth's malice to lesser evil spirits.
It is know many humans elected to serve Morgoth and later on Sauron.
These fellows indeed slowly turned into Orcs because they did not let out of their terrible breath causing their skin to turn wrinkly, and their noses to grow longer, causing their putressence within to spread.
Question for your nephew: My doctor told me that I won't live past 65. Is there any way I can increase my longevity and squeeze in a couple more years?
Question for your nephew: My doctor told me that I won't live past 65. Is there any way I can increase my longevity and squeeze in a couple more years?
Well he follows the IDG lifestyle, most centenarians smoke and drink but live long. His favorite are woodbines, but he alternates with his raleighs and Benson and Hedges depending on the mood. Thunderbird is a good pick me up, and snacking on pork rinds.
Don't ever brush your teeth, let the foul miasma out of your mouth.