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Unfortunately, it was the "Hills Have Eyes" spider man...

(IMG:[i.imgur.com] http://i.imgur.com/ob3hQVW.jpg)

guys thats not true

guys thats not true

You should know better.

Trying impregnate the giant spiders to create a spiderman is a federal offense and automatic life sentence.

why even celebrate my birthday then

This post has been edited by AhumanRS: Jun 28 2024, 19:44

How is anyone in Australia still alive with beastly insects like that around? And how drunk do you have to be to put your hand near it?! I just sprayed Raid on a small house spider the other day and thought I was triumphant. You'd have to whack that thing over the head with the Raid can but it would only dent the can.

And this is why I only travel in australia through pictures

How is anyone in Australia still alive with beastly insects like that around? And how drunk do you have to be to put your hand near it?! I just sprayed Raid on a small house spider the other day and thought I was triumphant. You'd have to whack that thing over the head with the Raid can but it would only dent the can.

If i am correct, that is an invasive species of spider now spreading in murica.

You live in up over now.

why even celebrate my birthday then

happy birthday

If i am correct, that is an invasive species of spider now spreading in murica.

You live in up over now.

Australia is paranoid about biosecurity (except with China) but the rest of the world never considered that our spider species do really well overseas. Some of our deadliest species are escaping containment.


Japan: Hey Australia, most of our spiders are harmless but we have seen a new one, hahaha you are the experts, it has a red stripe on its back, do you know what it is?

Australians:

"Japanese experts warn it is possible that redbacks could mutate in Japan and return to Australia with a stronger, more toxic bite."

Fuck, they are leveling up by farming Japanese for EXP.

This post has been edited by EsotericSatire: Jun 29 2024, 07:54

i hope a spider bites my penis and starts giving me a blowjob

How is anyone in Australia still alive with beastly insects like that around? And how drunk do you have to be to put your hand near it?! I just sprayed Raid on a small house spider the other day and thought I was triumphant. You'd have to whack that thing over the head with the Raid can but it would only dent the can.

I'd use an axe handle or a hammer for a spider that size

Japan: Hey Australia, most of our spiders are harmless but we have seen a new one, hahaha you are the experts, it has a red stripe on its back, do you know what it is?

Australians:

Fixed that for you.

i hope a spider bites my penis and starts giving me a blowjob

If it's an Australian spider you'll be 1 step closer to unpaid gender reassignment.

Or death.

Probably death.

Thank Christ

A wasp crawled in through a small gap on the side of the garage door and started to build a nest inside. I noticed its little mud hut when I was doing laundry today and it was inside of it working away and planning its wasp condo.

After experiencing the usual gross-out disgust, I Raid'd the shit out of everything and sealed the gap. There's the entire outdoors where it could've built its dream home but it had to come in the garage. Its biggest mistake was making me sweat in the heat doing all of this. That bitch is history.

wasp lives splatter

is mainland china really as bad as other chinese people are trying to tell me

Gatekeeping your hobbies is good, actually.

You should gatekeep my mom's house

S.C.O.T.U.S practically saying that Trump can do whatever he wants. Scary really... Good thing I dont live in US. Still it sets a bad precedence for the world. Next stop anarchy?

S.C.O.T.U.S practically saying that Trump can do whatever he wants.

You are a legitimate retard:

"The nature of Presidential power entitles a former President to absolute immunity from criminal prosecution for actions within his conclusive and preclusive constitutional authority; he is also entitled to at least presumptive immunity from prosecution for all his official acts; there is no immunity for unofficial acts

This is basic executive immunity. Pretty much every elected government official has it. Legislative reps have immunity from being held legally responsible for illegal/unconstitutional laws they pass. Attorneys General have immunity from being held legally responsible for illegal/unconstitutional laws/orders they enforce. Immunity is granted for official acts under the purview and authority of the office held with the assumption that they are above board but unofficial acts are open to prosecution being that they are unrelated to the office held. Basically in line with any other sort of official immunity regulation whether federal or state. This is part of a functioning government and prevents political witch hunts and persecution from subsequent administrations

Redditors though, in their infinite wisdom, are saying now that if Biden had Seal Team 6 kill Trump, he is immune. This is not true, before or after the ruling, as that is not an official act. Taking a bribe is another example of what is not an official act. This ruling didn't actually change much of anything when it comes to immunity. Just defined what immunity is and what it covers."

I know there are still some limits. Still with the history lately it does not look good. He celebrated it on his social anyway.

Also it seems awfully convenient for T or his lawyers to almost *choose* whats official and whats not. When scotus deliberated it sounded like Sauer almost picked what was what. Thanks for calling me stupid and I never said I was well versed in law. Only know a few bits. Enough to understand the gist of it.