[X] My Assistant

is this enough internet for you today?

https://e-hentai.org/g/2815423/71d2d1c1d2/

You know, it just might be enough.

Dementia is caused by running out of space in the brain for new memories.
Stop watching so much tv or reading.

It's bad for you.

Stop eating, it only makes you live longer. And who needs that.

is this enough internet for you today?

https://e-hentai.org/g/2815423/71d2d1c1d2/

Every time we have a jesus thread I think of Monster Girl Quest.
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That's weird, people in West Palestine Ohio are getting cancer, even after Biden administration said it was perfectly safe.

Back on my motherfucking purple haired bullshit, y'all!

Back on my motherfucking purple haired bullshit, y'all!

Do you have a tier list of purple haired queens?

Yes, the list is as follows:

1. Ayeka

There are no others worthy of consideration.

You like sailor elfs?

Sounds gay.

Sounds gay.

Takes one to know one.

bunny

You like sailor elfs?

What even is that? Is that like a Navy twink?

It's not gay if you're underway.

There are no others worthy of consideration.

Ryoko's hair isn't purple.

But she is pretty good in my book.

I've been adding more to my signature rotation, too.
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I don't give a fuck

What the fuck did you just fucking say, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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I see you're back to shuffling. Feel free to use my scripts if they help. I just throw a bunch of links into a text file, run a script, and it regenerates my page while also updating grumpybumpers with the new list.
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This post has been edited by dragontamer8740: Feb 8 2024, 03:51