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An air biscuit.

Sounds about right for 2023 struggle meal.

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Sounds about right for 2023 struggle meal.

It's gonna be a chinese fortune cookie.

Russian tea cake.

i should stop reading random posts and just go to sleep

Got home late after selling drugs on New Years' Eve. As I'm stripping down, I keep thinking I see a flash of light in my peripheral vision where there shouldn't be one. A reflection of the room light? But it's the wrong color. I have the overhead light turned down, and this is silvery. The shades are closed, it's not coming in from outdoors. Aliens? Or is it that mysterious wink of light on the butte in the background after the fscking ancient Egyptians suck you into Gilverado? I'm bobbing around trying to see it again. Now it's over there. What is that thing?

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It's my backup headlamp that I was using earlier blinking to warn me that the battery is low.

Carry on...

My bet was on ionizing radiation passing through your retina.

The cookie is a....pretzel.

And what is that stupid ass vibrator thing doing in my sidebar?! I've done nothing for the galleries or toplists in many years and don't even like that shit yet there's a big nasty looking award. And it's some foul shade of pink! Or maybe red, who knows.

Do you know how many years I've escaped those garish awards? I hardly even come here anymore WTF. This website has completely killed my sex drive. Is that a magic wand that's supposed to somehow revive it? At least it has sparkles around it but it's way stupid! >_<

I did some investigating...

Additionally, the following people were boosted one or more ranks due to MVP Nominations, which is a mechanism where select staffers are able to nominate people who contribute in ways outside of what can be measured by the toplists. Each nomination adds 1 point; people who were nominated but already qualified for the top one are not listed, and any excess points/nominations may be left out. Nominations for people with the ability to nominate others ("staff") are no longer part of this system, but are specifically awarded by me.

Congratulations, and thanks to everyone who have contributed in some way for their hard work in the last year.

Oh. Well, that was nice, I guess, after all these centuries. It looks like one of those pink stick things that hangs out a porno camwhore's vag but it has bishie sparkles anyway.

(Thanks to Agoraphobia and Noni for the award and cookie graphics.)

I love the Krakeling Cookie, thank you very much.

Congrats to all the winners!

(Not a dildo btw)

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It looks cool

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How did you bums contribute to EH?

It's all rigged!

I have to take a crap....or is it a fart.. seriously 😒

The cookie is a....pretzel.

And what is that stupid ass vibrator thing doing in my sidebar?! I've done nothing for the galleries or toplists in many years and don't even like that shit yet there's a big nasty looking award. And it's some foul shade of pink! Or maybe red, who knows.

Do you know how many years I've escaped those garish awards? I hardly even come here anymore WTF. This website has completely killed my sex drive. Is that a magic wand that's supposed to somehow revive it? At least it has sparkles around it but it's way stupid! >_<

That is how I felt about my mask award. I'm actually fine with this one comparatively.
Also the 'pretzel' is apparently a pretzel shaped Dutch cookie but doesn't taste like a pretzel.
Doesn't change how it looks, though.

These remixes were supposed to be cursed by they are good.

That is how I felt about my mask award. I'm actually fine with this one comparatively.

That one looks like a nutsack.

But I like my award after looking at it and getting used to it. And I was specially chosen. Cute! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)

lolwut? Andy Dick has gone off the rails.

Rape a dude for clicks. That's out there.

lolwut? Andy Dick has gone off the rails.

Rape a dude for clicks. That's out there.

I always liked that American Dad episode about Andy Dick. It called him a "fey, pansexual, alcoholic non-human" and had him replace Roger because they're basically the same chaotic neutral kind of person.

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I always liked that American Dad episode about Andy Dick. It called him a "fey, pansexual, alcoholic non-human" and had him replace Roger because they're basically the same chaotic neutral kind of person.

The American Dad episode is surprisingly accurate to life.


Andy Dick was being kept hostage as a lolcow by one set of streamers and then another couple of streamers rescued him. Then when they were celebrating and getting drunk one dude drank too much and woke up after getting pranked by Andy in the butt. The mistake they made was that the first group was keeping Andy under control with a diet of vodka and drugs.

lolwut? Andy Dick has gone off the rails.

Rape a dude for clicks. That's out there.

Still, nice to see his career's on an upswing.