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Stop cumming on it.

I'm a trans humanist, don't kink shame me, or I will start a left wing rally and start chanting 'gas the jews' or 'we shall create a river of jew blood' or 'we shall exterminate all jews from the river to the sea' or whatever the latest current thing progressive slogan is.

Okay here are some important announcements:

Today I will share my family's secret gravy recipe:

Ingredients:

Several tablespoons flour

Several tablespoons lard

A few cups of water

Several spoons of half and half

Several teaspoons of msg


Also in recent news I have to attend my grandson's funeral, he has passed away at the age of 93, which is very good by Weegian standards.

No milk?

No milk?

Add extra half and half, cook until the water reduces.

MSG to taste.

lol The Loki /Marvel rewrite is already burned.




Their writer's brilliant idea to replace Kang The Conqueror, was literally to take a minor female character, rewrite her backstory that she in the past already defeated all the other Kangs and was the leader of the multiverse armies before he tricked her into loving him. So now she has given up on men and is gay.

Marvel Writers: Soo.. what if we put a chick in it, make her gay and lame. She defeated multiverse kangs offscreen, and we built him up over multiple movies, so she is like superdooper amazeballs right?

I have an idea for a music festival, I will organize a progressive left wing pro-palestine / Israel peace and unity themed trance festival right next to Gaza.

I have an idea for a music festival, I will organize a progressive left wing pro-palestine / Israel peace and unity themed trance festival right next to Gaza.

There is one part of the modern Palestine story that 95% of people do not discuss.


The first wave of mass migration of Jews / Muslims / Christians happened after 1839 because the Ottoman empire wanted to crush non-turkish nationalist movements in the empire by making homosexuality legal and introducing banking as well as kicking the shit out of Jews, Christians, Kurds, Armenians and Arabs. This more than doubled Palestines population by 1890.

When the Ottoman empire collapsed, economic migrants from Egypt / Syria and Arab regions also mass migrated to the British mandate tripling the population at the time.

OG Palestinians 19th Century 275k.

Ottoman empire migration +400k to 689k.

1947 nearly 2m. They added 1.2m immigrants in 20 years and wondered why it turned it a cluster fuck. 500k Jews, 50k Christians, and 600k muslims.

Also historically Muslims are not great rulers, under the Jews population peaked around 1m, under Christians 1.2m under Muslims and a period of 'intense conversion' it crashed to 100k.

That is actually pretty awesome. I'd live there under Van Halen.

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Also historically Muslims are not great rulers

I'm shocked at this.

I'm going to need a moment here.

I'm shocked at this.

I'm going to need a moment here.

They actually were for about 200 years, when they had their golden age of the Quran is symbolic and we need to learn more about the world and science but it got crushed by the literal truthers. They also got lazy collecting taxes off non-muslims a bunch of times.

Meanwhile


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Meanwhile

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Also historically Muslims are not great rulers

Caliphates require complete subservience.

Pesky thing, however, that free will.

All I have to do is look at certain subreddits, and I can see that there are enough boot-licking statists to assemble a nation from.

I can see that there are enough boot-licking statists

Obviously the only solution to the problems of big governments is more government. If government isn't working , just keep adding more government until it works.

If i'm made of carbon does it mean i'm polluting the earth?

If i'm made of carbon does it mean i'm polluting the earth?

Yes, we need to save the climate by yeeting humanity. Unfortunately it will be like the one child policy and we will keep reducing birth rates until its too late.