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post Oct 30 2023, 04:13
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And stop raping those children.
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post Oct 30 2023, 14:14
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QUOTE(Msgr. Radixius @ Oct 30 2023, 10:13) *

And stop raping those children.


I found a recent article on some of members here:
Two great social media talents of our time.
“One has to speak about Mags and Dragontamer, since we have known the two they have featured through high society, never were there two young lad more inseparable.

Ah yes Professor Ratfhaggurt who knew them during their tuition in Harvard thus spoke:
“They took to each other as the natural bosom friends, that they were, they shared a room and drank tea together in the halls.
Natural talents were they, I recall Mags already had compiled his third thesis on Egyptology when Dragontamer studied his fourth ancient language.”

Mags first met Dragontamer at the gentlemen’s club during a nightly excursion-ah yes, to play chess and discuss philosophy at this club for men.
Dragontamer was a young lad from a humble background on a scholarship. He was determined to make his people proud, but he was unsure of his other preferences, preferences for intellectual pursuit that made him an outcast back home.

Few would speak on intellectual matters as he did, they did not take well to erudition. Fed up with a culture of repetitive slang, Dragontamer knew his heart lay in other crowds and companionship with other men his age.

Mags during his long haul 20 hour train rides to the English countryside would take no sleeping partners in his cabin, a private man he shared little in his joys with others but opened his door to Dragontamer's company.

Such a sad parting was it when they went their separate ways after a mutual disagreement over the aerodynamics behind aerial bombardment.
But they rekindled an exchange of letters. “Oh my dearest Mags, to return to my living quarters and not see you there with our nightly rounds of wine and song, I can only compare it to widower’s bereavement.””

Mags went on to become the head of a boys choir and would forever fondly remember those days he spent with Dragontamer who now serves in Ukraine as a humanist Chaplain.

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post Oct 31 2023, 17:10
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That has to be the FUNNIEST thing I've read in the past few months
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post Nov 1 2023, 04:03
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The ADL is going through an internal struggle session. Where they said the OK hand sign was a hate crime, they have now said that calling for the genocide of the Jewish people allegedly makes some people in the Jewish community feel unsafe.

I am waiting for them to come out and completely support the current thing and get banished to the shadow realm.

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I thought the new Palestinian progress pride flag was a 4chan op, but apparently it is legitimately without self awareness.

Its also funny that Israel is mad because they did all the gay pride stuff but got rejected.


Socialists for Palestine is also funny, as HAMAS are the anti-communist faction.
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post Nov 1 2023, 04:23
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Anyone up past their bedtime? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/ph34r.gif)
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post Nov 1 2023, 14:45
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QUOTE(EsotericSatire @ Nov 1 2023, 13:03) *

The ADL is going through an internal struggle session.

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QUOTE(EsotericSatire @ Nov 1 2023, 13:03) *

Socialists for Palestine is also funny, as HAMAS are the anti-communist faction.

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post Nov 1 2023, 14:49
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did Mohammed marry a 6 year old and then bang her when she was 9 because she had her period, or am I thinking of Danny Sexbang
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post Nov 1 2023, 14:56
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Both!
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post Nov 1 2023, 21:01
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When I post Tiktoks of my cat dressed as a Hamas guerrilla chasing mice with little Judensterne on them, people think I'm being racist. : <
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post Nov 1 2023, 21:13
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QUOTE(Necromusume @ Nov 2 2023, 06:01) *

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post Nov 1 2023, 22:02
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post Nov 1 2023, 22:48
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If you don't have enough drip you can always get a cool zoomer tattoo

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QUOTE(AhumanRS @ Nov 1 2023, 02:49) *

did Mohammed marry a 6 year old and then bang her when she was 9 because she had her period, or am I thinking of Danny Sexbang



Mohammed was international bukkake champion 623-632. He considered it an extreme sport, because if you missed you became an apostate, he made sure that Aisha recorded in detail his high score and that he never missed.

Due to his insistence there is a section in the Quran dedicated to this as well as supplemental texts and writings of his followers and contemporary scholars.

Unfortunately due to his reluctance to give up the belt as Bukkake world champion he failed to leave a male heir. Dying as champion, without an heir, caused a divide in the Islamic movement. Some wanted the new champion, his cousin and son-in-law Ali to lead the movement, whilst others said that was fucking ridiculous as he never officially won the belt. Aisha lead an army against Ali, claiming he had claimed the belt illegitimately.

The blood shed continues to this day.

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post Nov 2 2023, 07:10
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Not sure how I rolled double on that one.

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post Nov 2 2023, 14:52
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QUOTE(EsotericSatire @ Nov 1 2023, 15:48) *

Some wanted the new champion, his cousin and son-in-law Ali to lead the movement, whilst others said that was fucking ridiculous as he never officially won the belt. Aisha lead an army against Ali, claiming he had claimed the belt illegitimately.


PRINCE ALIIIIIIIIIII
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post Nov 2 2023, 14:55
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QUOTE(EsotericSatire @ Nov 2 2023, 05:10) *
Not sure how I rolled double on that one.
Faulty mouse can cause that sometimes.
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post Nov 2 2023, 20:20
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slip slop slap
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post Nov 2 2023, 23:16
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QUOTE(Agoraphobia @ Nov 2 2023, 02:55) *

Faulty mouse can cause that sometimes.


Actually my mouse has been playing up and double clicking. They don't make them easy to clean. Its only a few years old, don't think its the switches themselves.
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post Nov 3 2023, 02:47
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QUOTE(EsotericSatire @ Nov 3 2023, 07:16) *

Actually my mouse has been playing up and double clicking. They don't make them easy to clean. Its only a few years old, don't think its the switches themselves.

you need slap some sunscreen on it
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post Nov 3 2023, 03:13
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QUOTE(EsotericSatire @ Nov 2 2023, 16:16) *

Actually my mouse has been playing up and double clicking. They don't make them easy to clean. Its only a few years old, don't think its the switches themselves.


Stop cumming on it.
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