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You passed up a perfectly good opportunity to make a dick pun in relation to my love of diction post.

I was going to post a come back but then it seemed like bait, like when you are hanging with mates and someone says something and then you have to say something back that escalates how gay it is otherwise it would actually be gay but then it escalates too much until you are both suss on each other.

You want some dick?

Feels odd seeing the same faces here for years on end.

Is the bar really dangling that low these days?

The bar at this point is lower than Will Smith's chances of not getting cucked by his bald scientologist wife.

I was going to post a come back but then it seemed like bait, like when you are hanging with mates and someone says something and then you have to say something back that escalates how gay it is otherwise it would actually be gay but then it escalates too much until you are both suss on each other.

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This post has been edited by AhumanRS: Oct 16 2023, 14:46

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The bar at this point is lower than Will Smith's chances of not getting cucked by his bald scientologist wife.

Now who missed a dick opportunity?

Is this a radicksius reference

Now who missed a dick opportunity?

It certainly wasn't his wife.

Unfortunately for Will he was always Tupac lite to her.

[www.vanityfair.com] Will Smith Says Reading Jada Pinkett Smith’s Memoir “Kind of Woke Him Up”




Your wife explicitly talking about all the men she preferred to sleep with will do that.


She is also now claiming that Chris Rock had asked her out in 2016 and that is why there was beef. Jada still thinks she is in the 90s.

It certainly wasn't his wife.

When you wish for your wife to have more sex but forget to be specific.

This post has been edited by EsotericSatire: Oct 17 2023, 02:49

Reddit rugpulled its crypto degens.

r/CryptoCurrency had its own token called Moons, which users received for posting & being upvoted, with predictable consequences. Many residents became emotionally attached to it as the mascot crypto of the sub, even while telling each other to never do that ("Except Moons!") and some even bought it for real money. Today Reddit corporate suddenly announced that they're discontinuing their pay2post scheme for regulatory & compliance reasons, and Moons plunged 90% within hours. Some posters claim they lost half their net worth. Insiders sold ahead of the official announcement, and the dwellers are threatening a class-action suit.

[coinmarketcap.com] https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/moon/

This post has been edited by Necromusume: Oct 18 2023, 04:13

Reddit rugpulled its crypto degens.

Some posters claim they lost half their net worth.

Did they expect a different outcome?

They did. Some people in poor countries were upvote-farming for a living, since it paid more than local wages. Many apparently thought that Moons were their ticket.

They ignored all of their own frequently posted advice because Moons were "their" crypto.

They did. Some people in poor countries were upvote-farming for a living, since it paid more than local wages. Many apparently thought that Moons were their ticket.

Sounds like socialist utopia Venezuela.

They recently gave foreigners loads of money due to credit card discount exploits they created by accident.


Venezuelans: ...

I still think Twilight Sparkle is cute.

I still think Twilight Sparkle is cute.

/Agree.

gotta fap fast and sleep

gotta fap fast and sleep

masturbation is illegal in Argentina. I just contacted the AFI