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As someone that's had to deal with endless medical debt, I'd rather attempt to save people from drowning in hundreds of thousands of dollars of debt because they felt bad for a week one time to the benefit of no one but hospitals and medical companies, but it's whatever. Guess I'm a monster.

You won't be able to afford a house, its pretty crazy how expensive it is.

You get some fake updoots for a while on social media for a couple 100k?

As CEO of Air Weegee I dabble in Skymarshalling on the weekends for fun. It is imperative I make sure the flight reaches it’s destination for the safety of my Company and Customers.

In the case of a highjacking I will do whatever it takes including eliminating all potential hostages on the plane so that the terrorists have no leverage and less incentive to harm more innocents in the future.
I will take in the terrorists non lethally if possible as unnecessary bloodshed is against my principles.

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lmfao

Racism detected, breech of TOS, negative social credits applied. Social credit score has gone below the threshold.

All smart devices disabled, access to services disabled, access to banking disabled, approval to leave 15min geo-fence disabled.

The new Goldman SACs system is even more fun. They scan employee's faces and biometrics to scan for thought criminals.

I wondered why my gf would not come with me on an adventure.

I wondered why my gf would not come with me on an adventure.

Depends on the kind of adventure. Women may pretend to be really into things to build the relationship but not really. If your adventure was hiking and roughing it in the back country it might be too far from expectations if she would prefer glamping.

If it was to a hotel, it may be too early in the relationship or with current financial conditions she might expect you to be responsible and save money.

*shrugs*

Who knows, women think different to men in some ways and associate more levels and emotional attachment to things due to the increased neuron connections between parts of their brains. Men are happy just to take surface level things for granted without further processing.

You need to add at least two levels of additional processing;

Level 1: What she said?
Level 2: What she actually feels/means?
Level 3: What she expects you to think/feel as a result?
<Levels beyond usual male processing>
Level 4: What her social support network/comparison group thinks and judges about it?
Level 5: How that connects to interconnected past emotion / memories?

Depends on the kind of adventure.

He probably means anal sex.

I thought he meant going to 8 mile

He probably means anal sex.

He asked his girlfriend's husband to make a human sandwich but was rejected.

If I went trans can we have a gender reveal party to celebrate? I want to blow pink confetti in your face.

We should feed an alligator a watermelon, and when it bites into it pink jello comes out.

Or, we can put giant pink dust canisters in 3 planes, and crash 2 of them into giant towers. I think someone tried that before but messed up.

Or, we can shoot up a grocery store using blue and pink paintballs. The color with the most victims reveals the gender.

We could burn down a forest,

I could hold a bunch of pink food dye in my mouth and then blow my face off with a shotgun,

If I get Buck Breaker Biden on board, a reporter can ask him what ice cream he had today and he can pull out an ice cream cone with two scoops of strawberry ice cream. If I get Trump on board then our southern boarder will be spray painted pink.

We can contact Busch

If I went trans can we have a gender reveal party to celebrate?

Despite what has been said, I fully support your decision to now identify as a man.

I got a little cock I milk with tweezers

It's all about the motion in the ocean. Set up sails on your bedposts.
Also that's called a clit.

Dude that isn't even CLOSE to what I said. COCKROACH FARM

[www.tmz.com] https://www.tmz.com/2020/11/30/dallas-resta...-table-lecture/
TL;DR first:
Black woman is at restaurant. She gets up on some furniture and starts twerking. The (white?) owner comes out and tells her to stop because it is supposed to be a classy restaurant and she is being a cunt.
Black woman 2 is recording, posts on twitter. People are immediately torn between the woman recording being a racist, the owner's reaction being racist, and the woman twerking being a cunt.

Black woman goes on twitter, talks about how twerking is part of black culture, and white people are just trying to shit all over them. Twerking is not a perverse thing, just a dance, and it is white people that make it more than just a dance.

White person explains that Twerking originated from a bird's mating dance (bird is not black), and that Miley Cyrus popularized it (Miley is not black).

end of TL;DR
The TL;DR was almost entirely from memory, as the original twitter post and the facebook posts have been since deleted.

[www.today.com] https://www.today.com/food/dallas-restauran...-tirade-t202109

[owner] "All this twerking s-–t, don’t bring it here because we’re a restaurant," he said, as the women danced on top of furniture. "... If you want to do it, get the f--k out of my restaurant. Don't do it again. I don't want to hear if you don't like it, get out because I don't need your money."

The backlash on social media was swift, with Twitter users criticizing the owner for escalating the situation. The video also sparked a conversation about respectability politics, racial bias and misogynoir. Both Kelley and the women who were dancing are Black.

[twitter.com] https://twitter.com/ultimategeo45/status/13...-tirade-t202109

A lot of restaurants play music that encourages people to get up and dance and that’s what people do. If you don’t want twerkin don’t play twerkin music. If they was twerkin to “fire and desire” then I’d understand his frustration. He could have handled this better in many ways.

Kelley said that after the first incident, guests were "politely asked to stop and have respect for themselves and other customers." Video shows staff speaking to the guests; Kelley wrote that he declined to share more videos because he didn't want to "embarrass the guests sitting at those tables."

He wrote that the final straw came when "a customer stood on her seat, placed her hands against the glass windows and began to twerk."


"My immediate reaction was this woman could fall through this window and we could be the target of a lawsuit if she is injured," Kelley wrote. "My second reaction was enough is enough. After already addressing this behavior twice, these customers no longer deserved the courtesy of kindness I expressed in the earlier encounters as it was met with disrespect and intentionally ignored. This is why they were told to leave."

Kelley continued that he hoped the additional videos would "give a bit more insight" into the situation and said that going forward he and other staff members would "adjust our playlist and DJ selections."

He also addressed comments that had said twerking was part of Black culture.
"We do not welcome the part of the culture that will come into a restaurant, stand on furniture and twerk while using 'culture' as an excuse," he wrote. "Would you accept this for your home? (Ask) yourself if you would do this at any other restaurant you frequent?"

He almost did that last week

Shhhh, he’s trying to kill ye of little faith the filthy baldheads.

sun haven is pretty interesting

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