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I mean, it is Flashpoint.

I mean, it is Flashpoint.

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As someone who was a massive comic book nerd for about 15 years, nearly every single fucking shit superhero movie is basically stolen from a comic book arc.

Snyder's batman was based on Frank Miller's older, more violent interpretation.

These movies are all based on someone else's ideas, and usually the person who came up with the comic idea stole it from someone else.

There are of course some actors who are suited to the roles in these films.

Tom Hiddleston's Loki would probably be my favorite.

Karl Urban as Dredd.

I feel the need to point out that I'm totally not gay for either of those men.

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I had to Google Ezra Miller.

Lol what the fuck?

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As someone who was a massive comic book nerd for about 15 years, nearly every single fucking shit superhero movie is basically stolen from a comic book arc.

Snyder's batman was based on Frank Miller's older, more violent interpretation.

These movies are all based on someone else's ideas, and usually the person who came up with the comic idea stole it from someone else.

They started off as a more accurate adaption but then they gave more creative control to Erza Miller LOL.

Erza Miller and Plot Twist reverse Erza Miller. (this was inspired by Erza Miller's influence, it made him impossible to remove from the film)

Michael Keaton re-enacting the memes from his last batman movie. (Cause Erza Miller only knows the memes)

Super Girl because they got rid of Henry Cavil and they want to target the younger lesbian tv watching audience cause that is a huge demographic.

Ben Affleck to attract the older female demographic, so he's in the movie before he rage quit the set cause the film was seeming so great.


Why did they give Erza miller so much influence for the film? It made the first set of directors and producers quit.

He's been carried hard by ensemble roles in Fantastic Beasts, and Suicide Squad / Justice League. For leading roles he ranks 289th.

Tom Hiddleston's Loki would probably be my favorite.

Karl Urban as Dredd.

I am also not gay for these two.

Karl Urban looks better with a beard.

The Boys is a good anti-comic lampoon.

Lol what the fuck?

He'd probably be dead if he was a black heterosexual.

He'd probably be dead if he was a black heterosexual.

Erza Miller is special... I was joking about what the plot probably was but he spoiled it because he was bragging about how great an actor he is because he can play the main hero and villain in the movie.

When you know the twist, it kinda makes it so 3/4 of the movie will be obnoxious.


He must have dirt on loads of the executives or something.


edit: Only thing that can save the movie is if Batman has to kill Erza Miller.

This post has been edited by EsotericSatire: May 10 2023, 01:24

Oh! Ezra Miller is that fag from the Harry Potter spinoff movie. Uh...Fantastic Beasts. That's it.

I knew his name sounded familiar. He's a child molester or something. Wow, he sure homo'd up something fierce. Makes Johnny Weir look so butch he should hand in his ballerina skates.

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I finally saw a trailer for the senior citizen Batman and molester Flash movie when I was watching TV last night. Michael Keaton is old af. They had to dig him out of Biden's grave. At least I know what everyone's talking about now.

Hollywood is garbage but I guess a senior citizen Batman is better than a black Ariel.

They used the Amber Heard technique on Trump.

CNN debated Trump instead of Biden and got roasted.

They tried using all of Biden's 2024 talking points and lost so hard that they had to cut the debate short.

This post has been edited by EsotericSatire: May 11 2023, 17:02

PC people are a pain in the ass

CNN debated Trump

Trump was so funny. That CNN cunt wouldn't shut her fucking mouth and let him talk.

When he finally said "You are a nasty person" I laughed so hard. He definitely won the night. CNN was salivating that they finally had a lot of viewers and of course they twisted everything he said afterward.

Trump was so funny. That CNN cunt wouldn't shut her fucking mouth and let him talk.

When he finally said "You are a nasty person" I laughed so hard. He definitely won the night. CNN was salivating that they finally had a lot of viewers and of course they twisted everything he said afterward.

yeah it took a while for Trump to get into it. He needs to prep his line of attack for getting grilled on Jan 6 and the election. It polls well with his base but not with independents. Most commentators say he just really needs to focus on the American economy, global relations, and immigration, law and order during his tenure vs Biden's mess.

Once he was able to talk about actual issues he demolished CNN.

CNN picked the audience and they sided with Trump. CNN's reaction panel with GOP, Independent and DEM voters also sided with Trump overall.

Dems on Twitter the next day:

But our Jan6 and weaponized lawfare!!

This post has been edited by EsotericSatire: May 12 2023, 08:26

huh, wassapening

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Once he was able to talk about actual issues he demolished CNN.

CNN wants senpai Trump to notice them. It's turning into a yaoi at this point. CNN is constantly getting fucked up the ass but they like it and come back for more.