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If you yell or raise your voice at women they panic and cry.

If you yell or raise your voice at women they panic and cry.

To be fair, most soy dudes these days.

If you yell or raise your voice at women they panic and cry.

Women are cringe.

If you yell or raise your voice at women they panic and cry.

I cry too

i thought the story of a man fathering 550 children from being a serial sperm donor was just an april fools joke, but i thought os wrong, its real folks, its real.

Some of it went in other dudes' asses.



This post has been edited by Honeycat: May 4 2023, 00:53

Wasn't that the doctor at the clinic that had a kink of replacing all the sperm with his own?

So he ended up with a ton of kids illegally.

I may have snuck a sperm cell into an ex's drink before

Some of it went in other dude's asses.

Based.

If all the men hold a cum strike and withhold the cum supply, then men will rule the world.

How blue your balls are is the real power scale.

How blue your balls are is the real power scale.

So you guys know how Doug from the Who's Right Podcast would put bologna sandwiches between his couch cushions and fuck it, often enough to know that cheaper meats are greasier and how long to put the meat in the microwave so that the warmth is just right? Well I decided to put my [usstore.tenga.co] https://usstore.tenga.co/collections/tenga-...roducts/tfz-001 between my bed cushions, blindfold myself and listen to some shit like "comforting your girlfriend with her period pains asmr" where the girl is like "ow ow OWowoowow ow ow"

Literally the only reason to ever have a girlfriend is if you want custom asnr recordings. Otherwise, all women are now outclassed by modern technology

look at this wahmen respector in the ring

Skip to 5:30. The stunning and brave black lesbian woman challenged the evil straight white man to a boxing match.

This post has been edited by EsotericSatire: May 4 2023, 12:11

look at this wahmen respector in the ring

Another video by this guy, check 5:12

I like how her only response is just a spew of buzzwords
by...creating...and..

I will be the Ayeka Guy, like Family Guy but actually funny and based.

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I will be the Ayeka Guy, like Family Guy but actually funny and based.

Can I be herbert or the kid with the upside down head

I will be the Ayeka Guy, like Family Guy but actually funny and based.

Can I be herbert or the kid with the upside down head