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I can't play any games that have daily quest fomo stuff or stamina/energy bars to limit your progress.

You will never run out of energy
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The events will always feed you more energy than you want to have. Some people on my friends list use 1000+ energy a day and just never run out. We had an event a few months ago where if you and 3 other friends you choose use 800 energy a day you get some pretty decent awards and the people I chose finished with 1000-4000 energy a day. I don't know why anyone would want to use that much or how they can use that much energy.
my energy in my gift box was all starting to expire so I burned at least 1400 and a 2x exp multiplier yesterday. Took me maybe 6 hours.
Then TOA reset, so that's another ~500 energy I've spent. They had a collab with Assassins' Creed, so the TOA 10th floor bosses are all assassins creed related and super easy to kill.
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On TOAN floor 64 I had to use Dona for Ready to Attack because the 4 Sians casted bomb debuffs on all of my monsters and I died immediately, otherwise I don't even have a good TOA comp and I am cleaning out normal without having to use specific monsters for boss battles.

Also summoners war is pretty gay so you shouldn't play it anyway

This post has been edited by AhumanRS: Mar 15 2023, 13:21

I can't play any games that have daily quest fomo stuff or stamina/energy bars to limit your progress.

Yeah its fucked. I was playing and enjoying one game but then the updated it to limit progress and make you do daily quest BS.

Though even if you did all the daily free quests and weekly / monthly stuff, you get like 5% of the progress from before.

I only play occasionally now to stomp on new players that would need like $10,000 to catch up to my account. Most players quit as its pointless grind now. All the add is more pointless and slow grind.

Yeah its fucked. I was playing and enjoying one game

It's okay, we are all gay here. You can mention what game it is.

If I had to guess, you play maplestory 2

It's okay, we are all gay here.

I am not gay, I am just deeply closeted.

I can't play any games that have daily quest fomo stuff or stamina/energy bars to limit your progress.

You sound like a pedophile.

It was only like 2019 when eggs were like $2 and bread was $3.

Now eggs are like $4-5 and bread is $6-7.

chilled mangoes are nice

You sound like a pedophile.

Thank you friar Tuck.

chilled mangoes are nice

If you can get them fresh and for a decent price.

Does anyone buy frozen mango? I might but I need to check the country of origin.


Kind Regards,

Julian Assange

Langdon Olger.


Edit: on a serious note, what is happening with Assange? We had a story that the US was finally shipping him to the US, then there were some protests, then Biden seems to have forgotten about him.

This post has been edited by EsotericSatire: Mar 17 2023, 08:06

Kind Regards,

Langdon Olger.

This post has been edited by Mags_: Mar 17 2023, 07:10

I actually haven't started drinking yet.


It worries me if my health is declining even when not drinking.


Me: I gave up drinking so I am immortal now right?

Doctor: It doesn't work that way. Have you considered the surgery options we discussed last time?

Me: Like give up drinking right? that solves everything.

This post has been edited by EsotericSatire: Mar 17 2023, 07:45

It has been a long time since I last drank so much.

I think past a certain age, drinking hard rejects you.

When I last moved apartments we found bottles of spirits stashed all over the place in weird spots. I must have wanted to be able to grab a drink from any location.

I think past a certain age, drinking hard rejects you.

When I last moved apartments we found bottles of spirits stashed all over the place in weird spots. I must have wanted to be able to grab a drink from any location.

I think the liquor was playing hide and seek

If you can get them fresh and for a decent price.

Does anyone buy frozen mango? I might but I need to check the country of origin.
Kind Regards,

Julian Assange

Langdon Olger.
Edit: on a serious note, what is happening with Assange? We had a story that the US was finally shipping him to the US, then there were some protests, then Biden seems to have forgotten about him.

It's Langdon ALGER, you fuck

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So I am sure I mentioned I ordered a tenga here before because I think saying "I need to get my cock sucked by a piece of rubber" was one of the funniest things I've said in the past couple weeks and I wanted to say it as much as possible, but my 100 dollar tenga came in (I spent ~120 because I also grabbed a disposable one and some lube)
I've never been this excited to fuck a warm living breathing person as I am this cold piece of squishy rubber.

Don't worry kuinochi, I'll let you know how it feels after I fuck it for 2 hours

Americans in lefty states complaining about intensifying prison style security in shopping centers after small ticket crime was legalized.

Lefties: We don't know what is going on.... We keep voting for this and it keeps getting worse.




Loads of businesses are fleeing places like Portlandia so they can get the real soviet experience.

If you own nothing, you'd have nothing to be stolen, and you'd be happy.
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In my country they added bugs to the school menus in lower socio-economic areas to get them used to eating the bugs.

So many woke teachers then pushing them to eat the bugs. I didn't see any of the teachers eating the bugs.