[X] My Assistant

Um.

What the hell America?

[www.news.com.au] US House Representative George Santos was also known as drag queen named ‘Kitara’ in Brazil

LOL. He'll end up at CNN soon.

This is a riot. The Asian dude, its not white people attacking Asians. *Woke people eyes popping out.*

'Radical' Conservatives: Get educated, work hard, have a stable family.

Gay Indian dude: "African Americans attacking Asians is because of white supremacy"


The main purpose towards the end, Vice: "Can you accept Kamala Harris as President?"


The lefties trying to defend Kamala harris was kinda hilarious, "She put in the work"

Yeah she put loads of African Americans in jail for the for profit prison system... I am not sure why that is a good thing now. Do these people have no clue what she has done?

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You know like 30% of people who receive CPR end up with fractured ribs? I had a nightmare where mags told me to kill myself, then him and prinppkayayayaa broke into my house while I was sleeping and started beating me to death with a firepokers, and then did the higgledy dance as I bled to death
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Taking bets on when Obama gets involved directly.
And the clintons.

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Taking bets on when Obama gets involved directly.
And the clintons.

Pence is like GOP can't investigate Biden for peeing his pants because... I also peed my pants.


Though both Biden and Pence were VPs without declassification power at the time.


Trump and Obama are the ones meant to have classified documents, same with at least Bill Clinton.

I imagine Hillary just burnt any documents she had.

CLOWN WORLD!!!!! DISGUSTING!!!! JALAPENO FLAVORED PISS ON ALL OF YE!!!!

CLOWN WORLD!!!!! DISGUSTING!!!! JALAPENO FLAVORED PISS ON ALL OF YE!!!!

I can't imagine eating that much of one thing

My personal servant who is paid to for the single duty of serving me my glass of orange juice in the morning is an Admiral in the Navy, I put each of my men through decades of military training then hire them for similar wages for each assigned duty.

I have an entire grove of oranges inspected with each bad orange burned on a pyre, 1/100,000 oranges is selected to make my glass of juice.

Putin getting in on the tik tok memes.

This didn't make me laugh at all

Well Rick and Morty finally ended




Whats the next thing?

Is the video a rick and morty reference


Also, the next thing:


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Putin getting in on the tik tok memes.

It didn't make me laugh but it did make me coom.

prinninnykinninny said they want to cut my head off, scoop out my brain, and then put a light inside me to make me into an Ahu-o-latern, then put me on their porch to scare away evil spirits and sex offenders.

Pfizer released a press statement to say they are definitely not doing directed evolution experiments using Fauci's monkeys to deploy new strains of COVID 19 so that we need to get half yearly boosters in perpetuity.


That puts my mind at ease.


Pfizer Research and Development Director: I feel unsafe now.

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Well Rick and Morty finally ended


Whats the next thing?

I still haven't watched past the middle of season 3 or so (the citadel of ricks episode with the political campaign). Was a good episode.

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Why do people on reddit downvote the dumbest shit

Every time people say that women are not good comedians I show them this video.

She's hilarious.

holy fuck

Oh, she is still alive.

stardew valley is a great way to spend time while depressed