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Cocaine and cocaine accessories

Nah, now in Chicago its trendy to give out buttplugs and dildos. So hip, so cool.

I should go to Chicago.

I should go to Chicago.

I hear mutual combat is a real tourism attraction.


edit: Semi-off topic, whats with all the memes about Ohio being crazy now? Did the lock downs drive everyone insane. Previously it was my impression that Ohio was boring so maybe its one of those 'ironic' memes.

This post has been edited by EsotericSatire: Dec 10 2022, 03:05

I hear mutual combat is a real tourism attraction.
edit: Semi-off topic, whats with all the memes about Ohio being crazy now? Did the lock downs drive everyone insane. Previously it was my impression that Ohio was boring so maybe its one of those 'ironic' memes.

Ohio memes aren't new.

At least not in Indiana (next door).

But usually Ohio's just the butt of the joke if we aren't.

Only things I really know about ohio are that there's a radio station or two that broadcasts "The Hour of Slack" there, and that its politics are possibly just as stupid as ours.

Consent is a myth

Ohio memes aren't new.

Does the "Ohio!" bit in good ol’ Irrational Exuberance count?

Remember that time with banks and mutual funds around the world admitted that they lost 65 trillion through derivatives and they are worried the money is gone and its too much for governments to print.

Consent is a myth

So is happiness.
We have to believe the little lies if we want to be able to believe the big ones.

When that person I feared lived as a coal-mine owner in the 1920s Belgium, he yearned for the good old days when he lived as a Dwarf and kept hobbits as slaves. To satisfy his physical and sexual appetite he kept a supply of malnourished Wallonian mine workers in debt from inadequate wages whom he loaned to at outrageous rates. To repay him, two would be selected and one very plump one brought to bedroom to sing Agadoo and do the moist macarena until the worker died of exhaustion after 18 hours, the other the most slender was later brought with a glass of Unicum and soda then gobbled up, with no sauce or relish if it were on fridays.

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I've spent the last several years doing good works, helping people, and reading and trying to improve myself, I think it's about time I quit looking at hentai and pornography

I feel gross

I don't look at real porn.

Just illustrations and literature.
Less people to get abused that way. And real people are kinda gross.

This post has been edited by dragontamer8740: Dec 12 2022, 09:17

I don't look at real porn.

Just illustrations and literature.
Less people to get abused that way. And real people are kinda gross.

You don't want to watch three fists in one ass?

I miss crazy3d. He was one of the only 3 people here who liked me.
One time we were talking in DM and he asked me if I had Steam, and I do, so when I added him me gifted me a bunch of games. He said they were on sale but I still think they costed a decent amount.
He bought me 100% orange juice and all of the DLCs, and we raped Summer Beast in CO-OP.
I'd meet a few of his friends from game lobbies and everyone spoke very highly of him. Said in private he was a really nice guy and always gave good advice, very generous.

When they said the US army had new puppies, this is what I expected:




Not this:



This post has been edited by EsotericSatire: Dec 14 2022, 03:37

Don't make fun of Sargent Cuddlesworth

real people are kinda gross.

Absolutely.

I Remember when my ex absolutely destroyed my toilet one morning before work.

I didn't want to go in there for 2 days and when I did, I cleaned that thing so thoroughly.

Also period sex is revolting to me.

Also period sex is revolting to me.

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I wanted to ask you (because I assumed you got bitches daily), but are all women hotdogs in hallways? Every time I have sex with someone it's just the pelvic floor/enterance is tight, and the rest is all roomy, and I my best record for cumming during vaginal sex was 20 minutes. People are like "noo normal women are tight through their whole pus, you just got whores", though I don't think that is how it works. Are all women Loosy Goosy and Roomy Boomy, or am I just unlucky? How do I cum from vaginal sex without backpain and tylenol?

Also, I love being on bottom and getting straddled. Am I a faggot?


respond quickly. .. i need answr !!!

This post has been edited by AhumanRS: Dec 14 2022, 12:03

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I wanted to ask you (because I assumed you got bitches daily), but are all women hotdogs in hallways? Every time I have sex with someone it's just the pelvic floor/enterance is tight, and the rest is all roomy, and I my best record for cumming during vaginal sex was 20 minutes. People are like "noo normal women are tight through their whole pus, you just got whores", though I don't think that is how it works. Are all women Loosy Goosy and Roomy Boomy, or am I just unlucky? How do I cum from vaginal sex without backpain and tylenol?

Also, I love being on bottom and getting straddled. Am I a faggot?
respond quickly. .. i need answr !!!

I do not want or get anyone daily.

Relationships were incredibly tiring for me as the only thing I wanted to do when I got home from my shit tier manual labor job was sweet fuck all.

"How was your day?"

"It was like the rest of the days. Repetitive, mundane and physically taxing."

"how was yours?"

"Well my friend called me anddskfjsldfjsldkfjlsdkjfsld then she was like dsdgd;flgkdf;gkdf what a bitch. Anyway I saw this this thing online that we could jdrlgjdlkfjgdlfkgjdflkj do you think?"

"Uh huh."

People have this thing where they have to fill silence with chatter because they feel uncomfortable with it.

It used to irritate me so much.

I finally found the one who didn't need to crap on about shit all the time but she was very damaged and it ended with up with me sitting in a church listening to some priest telling us that "God has a plan" and "She's finally at peace."

Fucking crock of shit.

It's expensive but brothels are great.

I can pay some woman for sex, get told I'm great and then walk out of there not having to say anything, and then schedule another appointment whenever I want.

As for the hallway thing most women who've given birth are going to be a bit looser than those who haven't.

There are exceptions though.

Some women are tight.

Some aren't.

You want real tight?

Try anal.