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Hymn of the Weegian army.

To clear a minefield, I arrange my elites spread out with each 100 men assigned to them in napoleonic formation. Then with me at the back carried on a throne we march chanting the Guiteau mantra:

I am going to the Lordy, I am so glad,
I am going to the Lordy, I am so glad,
I am going to the Lordy,
Glory hallelujah! Glory hallelujah!
I am going to the Lordy.
I love the Lordy with all my soul,
Glory hallelujah!
And that is the reason I am going to the Lord,
Glory hallelujah! Glory hallelujah!
I am going to the Lord.
I saved my party and my land,
Glory hallelujah!
But they have murdered me for it,
And that is the reason I am going to the Lordy,
Glory hallelujah! Glory hallelujah!
I am going to the Lordy!
I wonder what I will do when I get to the Lordy,
I guess that I will weep no more
When I get to the Lordy!
Glory hallelujah!
I wonder what I will see when I get to the Lordy,
I expect to see most glorious things,
Beyond all earthly conception
When I am with the Lordy!
Glory hallelujah! Glory hallelujah!
I am with the Lord.

Alternatively for the non-native speakers in my rank:

I'm going to my lordy yah yah yah yah
I'm going to my lordy yah yah yah yah x100

I have an internal monologue that tries to trick me into saying racist things that will piss off DragonTamer.

Do you guys have internal monologues?

This post has been edited by AhumanRS: Sep 21 2022, 07:22

I have an internal monologue that tries to trick me into saying racist things that will piss of DragonTamer.

Do you guys have internal monologues?

Internal monologues about scenarios playing out where I monologue to others and replaying memories, otherwise just static.

Trader Joe's has been using vintage artwork from the 1800s since forever. Recently people started complaining that they see wypipo in those pics. So, as of September 2022, the advertising flyer now uses talking animals, talking objects, people with an animal head or an object head shopped on so it doesn't appear to have a wypipo's head, and hands photoshopped to dark skin... there is exactly one white person in the entire flyer. And it's a white male baseball player being tagged out by a photoshopped black woman baseball player. Previously they were using more 1800s wypipo shooped to black, but I guess they got complaints about that too. It's a lot of work if you have to change the hair and the face, so they now only do one per flyer.

Problem is, all the other grocery stores are worse.

Pics.

Internal monologues about scenarios playing out where I monologue to others and replaying memories, otherwise just static.

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Are you like this too?

Also, when you say it's just static, you can't discuss something with yourself at all or it only comes into effect when you think about like "I need to get milk"

link to image in screenshot
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This post has been edited by AhumanRS: Sep 20 2022, 15:17

I think that what people call "SJW"'s are actually narcissists who want the world to revolve around them, rather than people who care about social justice.

No shit

No shit

Are you green, orange, blue, or purple?

Purple yellow red and blue

Purple yellow red and blue

Answer honestly and I will give you 5 karma (bribery).

I have a million billion karma, do your worst, queer.

You are a green thinker and you don't want to admit it :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

I think that what people call "SJW"'s are actually narcissists who want the world to revolve around them, rather than people who care about social justice.

I think they are all people that got kicked out of Austrian art school and think they should rule the world.

Do you think Homer's penis is yellow to orange gradient with a flaming red helmet or is it yellow to brown with a purple helmet?

computer parts

computer parts

I think they are all people that got kicked out of Austrian art school and think they should rule the world.

that's what I said.

I am a good visualizer, but translating what's in my head onto paper is difficult because I don't "project it" out like someone with synesthesia might. I just can tell you what something looks like in detail or with a LOT of patience maybe draw a (bad) approximation of it. I can't draw well which is why I cheat with pixel art.

Give me a camera, a big enough budget, a script (just dialogue, no stage instructions) and actors, though, and I could probably reconstruct most of Dr. Strangelove's lighting and camerawork shot for shot.

Maybe could do a lot of shots from Bubblegum Crisis, too.

I know I'm either pitch-perfect or very close to it, musically. And I usually have pretty much the full song with instrumentation stuck in my head when I hear something good. Since I just thought about BGC again it's "Mad Machine" right now.

Colors can be a bit rougher for me, though. I fancy that I know my colors well, but that doesnt mean I'm good at using a color picker/slider to match a color I'm seeing. Color temperature correction stuff that our brains do is probably part of the problem.

Also i dont remember anything from lectures at university most of the time.

This post has been edited by dragontamer8740: Sep 21 2022, 04:35

Putin was supposed to give a big speech today / yesterday Moscow time. They had the cameras rolling for hours, and he didn't show. Speculation is he was going to go full retard, and they actually pulled him back for once. Tomorrow we could wake up to news of tacnukes having been used, or Putin having fallen out a window.

Why is no one answering my Homer Simpson mushroom question?

Simpsons porn is some of the worst r34.

Anyway, the answer is pure yellow.

That's no fun. What does your imagination tell you about the Simpson Patriarchal Hammer?