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post Aug 28 2022, 14:48
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Can't you take a shower rather than having a rain party to frolic in?
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post Aug 28 2022, 16:12
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I need ideas for another creepypasta.
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post Aug 28 2022, 18:02
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Recently, my parents made me feel old all over again: my cousin that I had only ever saw as a baby in a photo back when I was already over 18, was visiting, and she was now as tall as me.
If you want to make me feel I'm old, why not buying me a coffin instead? At least it's practical (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/dry.gif)
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post Aug 28 2022, 19:21
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Karine is still having problems answering questions at the White House press conferences. It's so bad that people are starting to edit up videos mocking her responses.

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post Aug 29 2022, 17:08
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QUOTE(Anime Janai @ Aug 28 2022, 16:01) *

I'm amazed that some people consume such large amounts of tap water in one month. Maybe these people should have drainage or irrigation grade water shipped to their home at their expense if they need so much treated water. For the month of June 2022, Kim Kardassian went over her monthly limit by 232,000 gallons. In June 2022, Sylvester Stallone went 230,000 gallons over his monthly limit of approx 43,500 gallons. In the same area, [www.yahoo.com] retired NBA player Dwayne Wade went over his May monthly allotment by 489,000 gallons.

With just these three households, there could have been a lot of water set aside for frolicking.

With water being allocated, I wonder how many people are secretly stealing water from public fire hydrants to water their properties? I guess it depends on how much used fire hose costs since only a fire hose fitting can attach to a fire hydrant.

Water should never be rationed in the first place.

If it gets that bad then it's the governments fault, i can literally capture moisture from the air and create infinite water even if i live in the dessert.
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post Aug 29 2022, 17:08
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QUOTE(uareader @ Aug 29 2022, 02:02) *

Recently, my parents made me feel old all over again: my cousin that I had only ever saw as a baby in a photo back when I was already over 18, was visiting, and she was now as tall as me.
If you want to make me feel I'm old, why not buying me a coffin instead? At least it's practical (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/dry.gif)

Was she hot?
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post Aug 29 2022, 19:22
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QUOTE(Pillowgirl @ Aug 29 2022, 10:08) *

Was she hot?

This reminded me of you on Saturdays.
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post Aug 29 2022, 19:22
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QUOTE(Pillowgirl @ Aug 29 2022, 10:08) *

Was she hot?

This reminded me of you on Saturdays.
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post Aug 29 2022, 23:00
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I saved a white strain of hair at my sides for months, even cut around it and let it grow. I lost it. Recently i found a white nostril hair. Debating wether or not I should pluck it or do the same, but that would look retarded so I am leaning towards keeping it.
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post Aug 30 2022, 01:14
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QUOTE(Anime Janai @ Aug 27 2022, 20:01) *

I'm amazed that some people consume such large amounts of tap water in one month. Maybe these people should have drainage or irrigation grade water shipped to their home at their expense if they need so much treated water. For the month of June 2022, Kim Kardassian went over her monthly limit by 232,000 gallons. In June 2022, Sylvester Stallone went 230,000 gallons over his monthly limit of approx 43,500 gallons. In the same area, [www.yahoo.com] retired NBA player Dwayne Wade went over his May monthly allotment by 489,000 gallons.

With just these three households, there could have been a lot of water set aside for frolicking.


It's enraging that rich morons are filling their huge luxury swimming pools and watering their oversized lawns and privacy hedges, most likely in excess. Regular people either have dirt lawns or fake grass and a minimal amount of drought resistant foliage which needs little to no water. A lot of my neighbors have the faux turf lawns instead of real grass and it doesn't look too bad actually. At least it's green all the time.
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post Aug 30 2022, 01:37
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QUOTE(EsotericSatire @ Aug 28 2022, 02:48) *

Can't you take a shower rather than having a rain party to frolic in?


It's not the same. The rain is free water to play in, taking a shower raises the water bill so you mustn't waste time being happy while you cleanse. And I found out where she was frolicking. I knew it sure as hell wasn't in CA.


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Barrymore recently filmed herself having a moment of spontaneous, unbridled joy in a New York City rain shower over the weekend.


Gross, the rain there probably has rats in it. Upon further reading, I discovered she moved from LA to New York after a recent divorce. Good, stay there.

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post Aug 30 2022, 01:46
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QUOTE(Honeycat @ Aug 29 2022, 13:37) *

taking a shower raises the water bill so you mustn't waste time being happy while you cleanse.


Yeah I need to have cold short showers, the price of everything has gone up so much. my bills increased by 30% without me changing anything.


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Gross, the rain there probably has rats in it.


Thats hilarious.
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post Aug 30 2022, 05:19
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post Aug 30 2022, 06:16
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post Aug 30 2022, 14:29
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Whenever I'm constipated I start by washing myself and stand up to leave, then I'm good to go and back in business.
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post Aug 30 2022, 14:46
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post Aug 30 2022, 14:51
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QUOTE(Fr. Radixius @ Aug 29 2022, 18:16) *

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An Autist and a Racist. I feel like I saw that name somewhere.
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post Aug 30 2022, 19:28
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post Aug 31 2022, 08:48
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Netflix: In the distant year 2023 mass migration has turned France into a hole, so Arabic and African migrants rise up and start a civil war. Viva La Revolution!!
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post Sep 1 2022, 05:29
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Both living standards and public safety have been significantly dropping in Europe ever since they allowed the mass migrations of refugees from both Syria/Afghanistan and Africa. Those peoples are re-creating the original cultural problems that caused them to emigrate from the places they originally lived at. The Europeans even encourage this rather than compelling those immigrants to conform to local cultures.

It's a Netflix movie. So the good guys are woke? And the bad guys are part of the systemic discrimination?

Hopefully Amazon doesn't come out with any WokeFlix shows soon. They wouldn't, would they?
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