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sent a picture the other day of 1kg carrots to a friend saying it's going in my ass. it was meant as a joke, but she took it seriously and I didn't correct her either. in someones mind I am the type of person who shoves carrots up their cornhole

She will never eat carrots at your house again.

She will never eat cum at your house again.

Woah, brutal

She will never eat carrots at your house again.

she has eaten glazed cinnamonbun at my house though. rumor has it the swedish baker can only make 2 batches of glazed buns per day.
next occasion, whenever that might be, I will cook something together with carrots and serve

You will never glaze her cinnamonbuns again.

It's called cinnacum you spaz.

This post has been edited by Pillowgirl: Aug 23 2022, 11:50

Cinnabons are disgusting nauseating messes only fit for smelly weenies with asses the size of rats.

Well damn... all the cincicumnati talk made me want to eat some again. Just came back from the store buying 3 of them. They were still warm, must of been a fresh batch. This one is inbetween the glazed ones, poor swedish baker taking a break

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Now risk of spamming it up here, but we have an odd currency that we get from recycling. Can cash in at any similar store, but no one has any doubt of its value so could exchange on the street for equal amount. Probably a little less for it to make up inconvenience of having to go to the store to cash it in.

(IMG:[i.imgur.com] https://i.imgur.com/axISzmS.jpg) (IMG:[i.imgur.com] https://i.imgur.com/036jPp8.jpg)

I'm going to dox you based on your foot location and the shadows on your windows.

I'm going to dox you based on your foot location and the shadows on your windows.

Hehe. Window is to my left, and it's facing southeast. My other foot was in the same angle and my underwear is blue this week.

God damn. After looking at that, nobody had better ever make fun of my feet again.

My toes are twins. Same on other foot, but even more so. I hate feet. It was not intentional to include it! just look at the tiny worthless piece of paper being given a value instead ja

I want a refund on my feet, they lied about having big feet.

My new line of childrens' clothing is going to be called Pibble Kibble.

"What look are you going for with your designs?"
"Wholesome."
"Wholesome, that's nice."
"Nutritious."

At the gala opening...
"I've heard this song before. It sounds like... Puppy chow, puppy chow..."
"It's just a melody."

Why does sweden write in turkish?

Is a kroner equal to a bullet?

This post has been edited by Pillowgirl: Aug 24 2022, 16:48

Why does sweden write in turkish?

Is a kroner equal to a bullet?

My guess sweden is trying to appease to Erdoğan and acting like a bitch in the process

1 SEK is 100 öre. We don't use öre anymore, but I still have mine left from way back. Scammy in nature, when a product costs 5.50 kr they round it up to 6 kr

Well damn... all the cincicumnati talk made me want to eat some again. Just came back from the store buying 3 of them. They were still warm, must of been a fresh batch. This one is inbetween the glazed ones, poor swedish baker taking a break

(IMG:[i.imgur.com] https://i.imgur.com/UpGoiWO.jpg)
Now risk of spamming it up here, but we have an odd currency that we get from recycling. Can cash in at any similar store, but no one has any doubt of its value so could exchange on the street for equal amount. Probably a little less for it to make up inconvenience of having to go to the store to cash it in.

(IMG:[i.imgur.com] https://i.imgur.com/axISzmS.jpg) (IMG:[i.imgur.com] https://i.imgur.com/036jPp8.jpg)

You've managed what my crazy ex couldn't. You've ended my foot fetish

You've managed what my crazy ex couldn't. You've ended my foot fetish

Hehehehe glad to be of service. Happy for you

AND COME ON WHAT EVEN IS WRONG WITH MY FOOT?! ITS NOT THAT BAD T_T

No foot would satisfy this crowd unless it was of Taylor Swift's foot.
Standing on an Irodori manga....