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We need George Carlin. I'm sure he would of ripped the pronouns and whole tb community. :')

LMAO Carlin would agree with every single thing that's happening right now.

LMAO Carlin would agree with every single thing that's happening right now.

I'm not so sure he was in favor of banning abortion

I only watched Carlin's later comedy where he was always ragging on the jive new age lefties who weren't as hip as when he was a hippie.

I'm not so sure he was in favor of banning abortion

He aborted himself

He aborted himself

Carlin on abörtion

Also... hehe

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

-George Carlin

He has gone on about what a slipperyslope it is to control and ban words. Can't pinpoint that though. Been a long time since I saw his work, after I'm refreshed with it may post then too

I only watched Carlin's later comedy where he was always ragging on the jive new age lefties who weren't as hip as when he was a hippie.

"In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first."
-George Carlin

My uncle got monkeypox, now he screams like a monkey! He says: YODDELLLOOOluuuu!!!! YODDDELLOOOluuuscreeewwwwEEWWWEEWOOO!!! YODELYODEL!!! just like a monkey!

This post has been edited by weegeeweegeeweegee: Jul 20 2022, 17:42

Pokemon I would fuck
1 Gardevoir
2 Alolan Meowth
3 Frosslass
4 Female Indeedee
5 Hatterene
6 Tsareena

I'm not so sure he was in favor of banning abortion

You're right on that. He wasn't fond of abortion. What he supported was having the government get out of our lives. He wasn't in favor of censorship either,
so having a Ministry of Truth would be anathema to him. He would be disappointed with today's democrat party. In my area, the democrats spent approx
100 million of the taxpayers money on multiple projects to construct 350 housing units for the homeless. I bet the contracts were subcontracted[**] so
many times that hardly any money went to actual construction.






[**] One way government corruption works is to steer contracts to a friend's (first level) corporation. So, if the contract cost 100 units
of money, that corp skims off 10 units as its fee and then subcontracts the task to the politician's other friend who skims 10 units off
before dividing the task into 40 subcontracts each of which is 2 units of value. Each subcontractor is a relative or friend of the politician
or the two prior major contractors who skimmed 10 units each. Each subcontractor skims 1 unit and the 1 unit left is spent on hiring
actual workers or paying for materials in that task. I've oversimplified it, but this type of parasitic subcontracting is technically legal
when lawyers carefully draw up the contracts to fit within the law of how bids are solicited and how bids are then awarded. It is not
unknown for the bidding process to be cancelled if the wrong bidder wins as there will be a clause that the government decided to
have certain changes made, thus requiring new bids to be submitted. Japan suffered from this subcontractor corruption during the
recovery from Fukushima. A lot of cleanup contractors appeared to suck up government funding and they kept on subcontracted
tasks out until there was as little as 15% of the original money to be paid to the actual company or people who did actual cleanup.

Yeah, but what pokemon would George Carlin fuck?

Yeah, but what pokemon would George Carlin fuck?

From those available to him, I think he'd choose Shedinja
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Jinx or Ninetales.

Maybe Mr. Mime, since it's an entertainer.
In any case, he strikes me as a genwunner.

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Just realized the irony of me currently having a discussion about unrealistic expectations of women on one screen while talking on a porn forum on the other.

Thought on a different topic: romance anime/manga has this way of pissing me off constantly. It thrives on miscommunication and passivity. Just makes my blood pressure rise a few points.

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I would also add Unovan Lilligant to my list of Fukkemon

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weegee would add Wario to his Fukkemon list

ju-si-

Thought: If I'm buying shincha and the product listing says "radiation-free," it makes me want to ignore that listing even if it's actually a good quality tea.

Its a JP domestic market thing, people are more concerned with radiation due to fukushima and Godzilla.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby.

Once in Hiroshima and once in Nagasaki, that's the reason he learned karate and became an action hero.

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Its a JP domestic market thing, people are more concerned with radiation due to fukushima and Godzilla.

Jurassic Park?

weegee would add Wario to his Fukkemon list

Indeed I will not add Wario for he repulse me, but he has added me and all of us.
He wants nothing more than a straight man to convert, as it is normal for straight men to be turned on by lesbians he wishes to see straight men kiss women with the hopes he may come betwixt the twain and convert him.
He once vowed to go a long time celibate and spent 70 years that way till he could find his dear Straightio, the brilliant Riccardo.
In earlier days when elves, dwarves, and hobbits walked the earth he lived as a Dwarf never mining only admiring the rocks. He like other dwarves kept an entire colony of Hobbits in a zoo to use as slaves. He has lived very long and attributes it to a steady diet of Hobbits.

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