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The hot goth girl at work loves joking about killing babies, but I start to panic when she mentions lolis infront of our co-workers.

I actually sympathize with you there; talking about stuff like that in a public setting is pretty cringe.

It's like people IRL talking about being furries. Just please for the love of god don't do that in public where I have to hear you.

Baby killing jokes are great though
I had this one boss who loves dark humor, and I think my best ever original abortion joke was talking about how people who miscarry should just turn off their wombs' rotating knives. Totally tasteless, but she guffawed. Combines the stereotypical ignorance of men regarding female anatomy with a dead baby joke.



This post has been edited by dragontamer8740: May 17 2022, 01:48

I had this one boss who loves dark humor, and I think my best ever original abortion joke was talking about how people who miscarry should just turn off their wombs' rotating knives. Totally tasteless, but she guffawed. Combines the stereotypical ignorance of men regarding female anatomy with a dead baby joke.

I think Miscarriage jokes are only for shock value, few comedians could make them work. Probably less today.
Usually not very funny.

Here is a Russian Comedy Skit




Russian: Will I get arrested if I say just two words?

Interviewer: You are already arrested.

I think Miscarriage jokes are only for shock value

Yeah.

Usually not very funny.

it depends how irreverent you are and how much you like kids.

Yeah.
it depends how irreverent you are and how much you like kids.

And if it's your kink

I don't like gifs of pregnant tards hammering their big late term bellies trying to kill their unborn baby. Like, if you let it go that long, just have it and give it to someone who wants it.

But I do laugh at kids getting hurt on America's Funniest Home Videos. And then you realize the parent is still filming their kid as it's getting hurt.

I'm getting all old and ugly. You can see it in my hand. [cdn.discordapp.com] https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/8461...30/IMG_9693.jpg

This post has been edited by AhumanRS: May 18 2022, 18:43

You are Indian?

I'm getting all old and ugly. You can see it in my hand.
*image*

You're hairier than me, but at least you don't have big veins so visible it's like they are trying to get out of the hand like me (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/ph34r.gif)

I don't like gifs of pregnant tards hammering their big late term bellies trying to kill their unborn baby. Like, if you let it go that long, just have it and give it to someone who wants it.

Or just seppuku at that point

Nippon steel doesn't do abortions.

I demand proof

I demand proof

They used the Mabiki Bucket.

I'm getting all old and ugly. You can see it in my hand. [cdn.discordapp.com] https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/8461...30/IMG_9693.jpg

It's pregnant with biracial fingers, you should hammer it.

I did a sort of bad/risky passive-aggressive thing today.

Someone was tailgating me really hard, (probably around one or two meters distance, going about 50mph - i could not see their bumper or the lower half of their SUV's grille) so I downshifted and let off the throttle - that way my brake lights wouldn't come on when I slowed down.

No crash happened; I was just leaving the interstate and on the exit ramp so he knew to expect me to slow down, but that just makes it an even worse time to tailgate. Fuck that guy. I think it was an SUV full of rich teenagers or something because one of them poked their head out a window as they passed me. IDK what they said, my windows were up, my blower was running, and I was playing music. But I did flip them off as they passed.

I know brake checking is dangerous and bad. But I feel little remorse. That guy deserves to crash his mom's brand new SUV. I legitimately hope he does, if he often drives like that.

This post has been edited by dragontamer8740: May 20 2022, 03:27

I do the opposite, I shift down and slam the accelerator so that my semi slick tires throw stones at them.

This post has been edited by EsotericSatire: May 20 2022, 07:00

I do the opposite, I shift down and slam the accelerator so that my semi slick tires throw stones at them.

You guys have stones on your roads?

This post has been edited by Pillowgirl: May 20 2022, 07:11

FFFFUUUU, I was tailgating some weeb trying to read the anime stickers on his car. He brake-checked me and I almost crashed my mom's SUV.

I do the opposite, I shift down and slam the accelerator so that my semi slick tires throw stones at them.

You daily drive a rear wheel drive car?

I do the opposite, I shift down and slam the accelerator so that my semi slick tires throw stones at them.

I wish there was a display when people receive Karma for a post, so that it's visible I sort of "liked" the post, and to see if others did too to some extent (if it display the total karma awarded, it's not a good indicator of how many people karmaed the post)

You guys have stones on your roads?

Its more an issue on highways, as the roads wear the gravel on the surface layer can become loose.

Normally highway speeds are required to throw the loose debris, but if you have race tires on and they are warmed up, then spinning the wheels will usually pick something up especially on roads that are behind on maintenance.

You have to be fairly aggressive to do it on normal streets, whereas with soft compound tires it will happened pretty regularly on highways if people are too close behind you.

You daily drive a rear wheel drive car?

Rear wheel drive cars are the best. AWD is probably better form a stop but RWD is easier to control when you break traction except on the Royal Nasho track.