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lel disgruntled lucas arts staff leaked the fail ending of the new Obi Wan series.

Everyone laughing about how bad it is. I mean stunning and brave.

The classic "woke" voice warble from a throat polished smooth from too many insertions:
[youtu.be] https://youtu.be/sMrzNdkQps4?t=45

Hopefully Obi Wan can bring back disco dancing.

I think that job was fulfilled by Lando Calrissian (or his father?) in a Lego Star Wars series, but I never managed to comfortably follow this stuff (due to very bad tv slots allocation)

I got some of the questions but I know like zero India geography.

I wonder why we don't cover India here? We look at Europe, USA and China.

India's main export is street shitters

work

BEAUTIFUL KOREAN OPERA SINGING!

Is this ancient wisdom?

Is this ancient wisdom?

Source?
It sounds like western liberalism.

This post has been edited by weegeeweegeeweegee: May 15 2022, 10:18

My completely unironic lust for this purple haired cartoon woman is unrivaled.

My completely unironic lust for this purple haired cartoon woman is unrivaled.

If Space Pirate Ryoko heard you say that, she'd twist the verbal knife with a setup line like that.

If Space Pirate Ryoko heard you say that, she'd twist the verbal knife with a setup line like that.

I don't care for ugly women or their opinions

I forgot that i had Space Pirate Sarah, it's about futa knights/pirates and loli femdom orgy.

It's weird, i only got it i think cos it's Lilith.

This post has been edited by Pillowgirl: May 16 2022, 04:02

Blizzard has announced the final solution to the gaming problem. An AI that auto-generates diverse characters that are scored based on how far they are from an English speaking heterosexual physically fit 25 year old straight white male which is 0/10.

It also took them seven years to decide how to weight the diversity pyramid. It just ended up exactly how it was except they bumped the values up for gender identity.

The DIE tool assesses whether a character is token or not by whether its DIE score is high enough to ensure true representation. All characters are also signed off by a DIE council to ensure no legal liability for the DEVs for not being diverse enough.

The tool can also be updated to capture the latest tends on tik tok and twitter to add in new categories or to change numerical valuations based on current correct think.




Culture - 'Merican is 0. Egyptian is only 7, Chinese is probably 10 lol.

Race - White is 0, more points the darker the skin.

Age - 25 is 0. above or below is more points.

Cognitive Ability: 100 is 0. High and low IQ for maximum points. (Low IQ is a way for male characters to be more diverse).

Physical Ability: Physically fit is 0. More points for each disability. Losing one eye is only 4 points, both eyes is like 7 points.

Beauty: Having an attractive face is 0 points. More points for being old, fat or disfigured.

Gender identity: Male 0, Female 5. Increasingly obscure tumbler gender to get more points.

Sexual orientation: Hetro - 0, Gay - 5 Groomer 10?

Socio-economic background (how shit your clothes are): Average income 0. Being rich or super poor is more points. Men get some points by being homeless.

We have had character creators before, but now we can apply DIE approved value judgements numerically upon them. Any character below a score of 5 can not be created.

Stunning and brave.

Stunning and brave.

It opens with a scientist injecting African American blood into a white rat and destroying the world.

I think they are making the Eugenics argument for Planned Parenthood again.

I forgot that i had Space Pirate Sarah, it's about futa knights/pirates and loli femdom orgy.

It's weird, i only got it i think cos it's Lilith.

It's pretty good

I have no idea what that movie is about aside from like, black scientist makes a rat almost die and then a crowd of distraught people

Blizzard has announced the final solution to the gaming problem.

As long as all console and PC games don't start having internal client-side AI engines that adjust player performance (aka "punish algorithm") based upon diversity and anti-discrimination principles. Sony had a chat tool product that would phone home even material out of PRIVATE player to player conversations, so the use of server-side AI is also a potential future problem if it looks for discriminatory attitudes. Such unguarded material serves as a window into the personality of the person and thus has saleable value for general employment and also for background security checks.

If it has value, why not sell it?

I should pay more attention to what I say as people around me aren't developing the same bad taste in dark humor as I am.

I should pay more attention to what I say as people around me aren't developing the same bad taste in dark humor as I am.

The hot goth girl at work loves joking about killing babies, but I start to panic when she mentions lolis infront of our co-workers.