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post Apr 1 2022, 23:23
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Fox News hired Caitlyn Jenner as a contributor. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/mellow.gif)

I heard something about that but thought it was a joke until I saw it on Hannity last night. It looked high af and was too cringe to watch more than a few seconds. They're calling it a trailblazer and I nearly vomited. Didn't that transfreak run someone over and kill them? Say goodbye to your ratings, Fox News Channel.

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post Apr 2 2022, 00:35
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QUOTE(Honeycat @ Apr 1 2022, 11:23) *

Fox News hired Caitlyn Jenner as a contributor. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/mellow.gif)


Buckle up buckeroos. Caitlyn was trying to switch to be a republican in California to get elected after getting rejected by the DNC in favor of a corporate backed candidate.





Also they have the metrics in, and the Two moms US Army recruitment ad was the worst recruitment campaign in the army history.

Also they are suffering from kicking out army members for not getting covid vax during their temporary mandate.

Dems fucked the army hard in such a short period and now want to draft African Americans and blue collar workers.

US Generals: Oh shit, without the draft we won't have enough soldiers for a serious war.

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post Apr 2 2022, 01:00
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I remember that ad. I'd have liked it better if Lady Hank Hill Mom was the one who wanted to feel better about their privileges by going overseas to blow.up those less privileged.
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post Apr 2 2022, 01:15
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Its like the Army thought that recruiting people with Tumblr aids that now chronically infect Twitter was a good idea or would actually work.

Its taking a while for companies to realize that whilst they can recruit cheap drones that are paid like interns from Twitter, only about 5% of their target market is usually on that platform.


Army: 'Wow we were able to hire 10 cheap marketing staff from Twitter, if we could recruit all our soldiers from Twitter we would save a fortune"

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post Apr 2 2022, 02:49
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QUOTE(Pillowgirl @ Mar 31 2022, 22:43) *

Sex Luthor?



QUOTE(Olaf Manfred Sergei @ Mar 31 2022, 23:07) *

Doctor Coom?


These make me glad
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post Apr 2 2022, 02:55
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I can only imagine most of them wouldn't get pass the enlistment paperwork were they to even bother trying.

"Uhm... Excuse me, but Moregyan Chrysanthemum is my real name. Don't deadname me you, testoroned, white male, shitlord."

"I'm not signing this medical form until you put more than two gender types to tick off. I identify with at 12 different identities of any given minutes and none at all. And no, "other" is not a fucking gender, you Nazifuckboi!"

"I can't fire a gun! Pulling a trigger is one of my triggers! Jesus, did you even bother trying to read my list of triggers, pronouns, illnesses and fetishes, Sargent Derpshit?!"

"Stop yelling at me! I'm a functioning, self diagnosed autistic with anxiety and bipolar, I don't need this shit right now! If I could do a pushup I wouldn't be so much pain, you ableist prick! Don't shame my perfect body, you insecure pig!"
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post Apr 2 2022, 03:03
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ADL just declared that Neo-Nazis are actually pretty chill so we shouldn't judge them for their views. ADL has gone too deep into clown world.


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post Apr 2 2022, 03:35
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Maxswell Load?

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post Apr 2 2022, 04:13
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I am in need of a new personal carrier Pigeon.
I propose a competition:
20,000 of the best Pigeons will be released and sent to fly to one location, but here is the catch: they will have to fly across great bodies of water with only intermittent floating stops along the way with limited food. Thus they will continuously fly until all are dead except one survivor.



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post Apr 2 2022, 13:05
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Damn, fabio and a pez dispenser.
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post Apr 2 2022, 17:02
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QUOTE(weegeeweegeeweegee @ Apr 1 2022, 21:13) *

I am in need of a new personal carrier Pigeon.
I propose a competition:
20,000 of the best Pigeons will be released and sent to fly to one location, but here is the catch: they will have to fly across great bodies of water with only intermittent floating stops along the way with limited food. Thus they will continuously fly until all are dead except one survivor.

This sounds like the worst TV show
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post Apr 2 2022, 21:57
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Why does every plastic surgery addict eventually turn out looking like Pete Burns from Dead or Alive with fake tits?
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post Apr 2 2022, 22:05
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QUOTE(EsotericSatire @ Apr 1 2022, 22:35) *
US Generals: Oh shit, without the draft we won't have enough soldiers for a serious war.
Good.

The three (non-draft) outcomes of this are:
  1. The generals get fucked
  2. America learns a little humility
  3. Both A and B
Abolish the draft. The military industrial complex must die, and anything we can do to shrink our military (and military spending) is a good thing. If we really wanted to end wars, we'd have abolished the draft after WWI or WWII. Or Vietnam, for that matter.
If someone wants to nuke us because we've shown 'weakness,' bring it on, I'll be waiting on a rooftop so I might die sooner. I'd rather be dead than assist in the machinations of a coordinated, legal murder.

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post Apr 3 2022, 03:20
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Anybody ever read that elda88 guys posts in the Gen Chat version of this? Guy's a mess, like old school Woody Allen levels of neuroticism.
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post Apr 3 2022, 04:10
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How many Asian children had elda88 molested though
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post Apr 3 2022, 04:13
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QUOTE(dragontamer8740 @ Apr 3 2022, 04:05) *

Good.

The three (non-draft) outcomes of this are:
  1. The generals get fucked
  2. America learns a little humility
  3. Both A and B
Abolish the draft. The military industrial complex must die, and anything we can do to shrink our military (and military spending) is a good thing. If we really wanted to end wars, we'd have abolished the draft after WWI or WWII. Or Vietnam, for that matter.
If someone wants to nuke us because we've shown 'weakness,' bring it on, I'll be waiting on a rooftop so I might die sooner. I'd rather be dead than assist in the machinations of a coordinated, legal murder.


I say I say abolish nukes and bring back the draft, extend the draft!
Rome lost 1/10th of her male population in Cannae, but the women and children still breathed!
Better a widow than dead couples!
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post Apr 3 2022, 05:01
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QUOTE(balthy13 @ Apr 3 2022, 04:10) *

How many Asian children had elda88 molested though


They strike me more as a murder porn type with all the idle death threats they make. Probably one of those guys who frequents Run the Gauntlet and complains there's too much regular porn and not enough Syrian war casualties or snuff video.

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post Apr 3 2022, 15:32
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With all those huge dead black boxes, I wonder why Internet doesn't provide yet just as actively smaller boxes with a 🔈 speaker icon or something, to allow to play sounds/musics instead of videos.
What went wrong?
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post Apr 3 2022, 21:27
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QUOTE(Olaf Manfred Sergei @ Apr 3 2022, 01:20) *
Anybody ever read that elda88 guys posts in the Gen Chat version of this? Guy's a mess, like old school Woody Allen levels of neuroticism.
Elda88 (formerly hujan-86 or something like that) uses Pale Moon; [web.archive.org] of course they're a mess.
(context: the OP of that thread was a lead PM developer who was always a neurotic/paranoid asshole, but this was his quitting message; he also took down every PM server that he had access to on the way out the door).

QUOTE(balthy13 @ Apr 3 2022, 02:10) *
How many Asian children had elda88 molested though
That's been in the back of my mind for some time, too.

QUOTE(uareader @ Apr 3 2022, 13:32) *
What went wrong?
That's actually a really good question.

I think Youtube's [web.archive.org] old flash-based video player setting users' expectations is what happened.
For anyone who hasn't got flash player floating around still:
(IMG:[i.imgur.com] https://i.imgur.com/SVLBkms.png)

Technically, with the advent of [en.wikipedia.org] DASH video (which youtube, reddit, etc. use; I think Youtube was already using it in 2015), this should be easy to do, and even cost less bandwidth because the video and audio aren't in one interleaved file but two separate ones; devs just don't implement it that way, though, because some retard/boomer would get confused about only getting sound.

it'd be cool to turn that flash video player into one I could use offline with locally served video files. I hope someone (not me) does the work of reverse engineering it some day. I peeked at the decompiled flash and it's a mess.

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