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post Feb 16 2022, 04:47
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QUOTE(elda88 @ Feb 14 2022, 21:26) *

One way to provoke Brunei is dropping leaflets with a picture of the sultan in Santa Claus outfit all over the country.


I like Amy Bruni in that one episode where she was like:

"We need to mess up all your furniture and belongings to provoke the spirit into showing up"

Then the ghost was on their recording "God dang it, clean that shit up".


If I was a paranormal investigator, messing their house up would be my top technique if I didn't find anything.


In my current place there is one room where the door keeps opening and the wardrobe sliding doors keep opening. There is also random banging that must be coming from somewhere down stairs but I can't work out how it sounds like from the room.

Me: "lol spooky"


If anyone asks why that room is a mess, I can say I was provoking the spirits.


edit: I think I found it:



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post Feb 16 2022, 14:07
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Another beautiful Chinese tale:

"The father and mother of Ding Lan of the Han dynasty died when Lan was young and never received support and service from him. But he thought often of their “grievous toil". He carved wooden statues and served them as though they were alive. Madame Ding had gossiped to her friend Madam Wong of Master Ding's great reverence for these figurines. Upon hearing this, Madam Wong scoffed "Bah! What foolishness!" She later informed her husband of this who likewise scoffed at Master Ding's display of filial piety. Master Wong went over and defaced the statues with paint. Ding later returned home and saw these statues, he learned from his wife what had transpired and immediately kicked her out of the home. He then went over the the Wong residence and beat Master Wong so badly he required a doctor's visit. Wong's wife reported this incident to the magistrate.
Ding was summoned to give his defense before him, but the magistrate after he heard the whole story had Ding released."

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post Feb 17 2022, 00:18
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QUOTE(EsotericSatire @ Feb 15 2022, 16:47) *

I like Amy Bruni in that one episode where she was like:

"We need to mess up all your furniture and belongings to provoke the spirit into showing up"

Then the ghost was on their recording "God dang it, clean that shit up".


The living people would say that, too. I wonder how many disclaimers someone has to sign before they come and investigate their property?


QUOTE(EsotericSatire @ Feb 15 2022, 16:47) *

In my current place there is one room where the door keeps opening and the wardrobe sliding doors keep opening. There is also random banging that must be coming from somewhere down stairs but I can't work out how it sounds like from the room.


Fucking what? Put a camera on that, maybe you can catch something.

We'll have to get Amy and Adam in there. "Can you please just acknowledge that you will try to peacefully coexist with Eso from here on out?" *listens* Fart is heard on recorder.

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post Feb 17 2022, 04:01
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[quote name='Honeycat' date='Feb 16 2022, 12:18' post='6075042']
The living people would say that, too. I wonder how many disclaimers someone has to sign before they come and investigate their property?




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Fucking what? Put a camera on that, maybe you can catch something.
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The whole building is probably sinking on one side causing the issues.



The Attorneys for the family released the CGI reconstruction of the Alec Baldwin shooting



They make it look like he randomly shoots her then just leaves as other people are left to deal with it.


Alec Baldwin: "hahaha I scared her so much that she fainted"
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post Feb 17 2022, 04:36
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Who's the dumbshit that loaded the gun? The blanks have holes and removed primers, you'd think they'd check each bullet. And dumbshit Baldwin should know never to aim a gun, loaded or not, at anyone. Unless he changed the bullet and meant to kill her, or someone else did.
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post Feb 17 2022, 09:16
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Yeah, I heard they were suing.

I guess if there's money to be made someone's going to try for it.

CGI shouldn't be permissible in courts.
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post Feb 17 2022, 12:14
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post Feb 17 2022, 20:38
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QUOTE(EsotericSatire @ Feb 16 2022, 20:01) *
They make it look like he randomly shoots her then just leaves as other people are left to deal with it.
Alec Baldwin: "hahaha I scared her so much that she fainted"

Based off memory, Alec Baldwin pulled the trigger as he was upholstering it, which it then ricochet off the ground and hit the victim. Is this accurate?


Also, EDP445's lost cupcake [www.the-sun.com] https://www.the-sun.com/news/4691647/cynthi...sperm-cupcakes/
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post Feb 18 2022, 02:23
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QUOTE(AhumanRS @ Feb 17 2022, 08:38) *

Based off memory, Alec Baldwin pulled the trigger as he was upholstering it, which it then ricochet off the ground and hit the victim. Is this accurate?
Also, EDP445's lost cupcake [www.the-sun.com] https://www.the-sun.com/news/4691647/cynthi...sperm-cupcakes/


No it accidentally Richohet off the spine of the first person and then into the shoulder of the person behind them. The gun also went off on its own (according to baldwin) even though that is not how that model of single action revolver works, the modern replicas also include more safety features...


Benefit of the doubt:

The crew had been fucking around with the gun and using live ammo after shooting and forgot to check if there were dummies in the chamber because the scene did not call for firing the gun.

Story A:
Baldwin was frustrated with Halyna Hutchins and wanted to accidentally fire a blank to scare her as she was holding up production.

Story B:
One crew member reported that Halyna told Baldwin she wanted to see his thumb working the hammer for the shot and when Baldwin armed the trigger he accidentally pressed it.


Staff member: eer we promise to use rubber guns for the shots like we were supposed to from now on teehee.


When I was learning gun safety, they hand you the gun they have checked and tell you that it is clear / cold and then you check, and then you do not point it at anyone and must assume it is loaded.

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post Feb 18 2022, 03:51
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Actors in the olden days had live ammo fired at them and didn't die. Pussies these days fire blanks and kill people.

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James Cagney in The Public Enemy (1931) getting shot at with real machine gun bullets.
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post Feb 18 2022, 05:34
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QUOTE(Honeycat @ Feb 17 2022, 15:51) *

James Cagney in The Public Enemy (1931) getting shot at with real machine gun bullets.


It looks like they are doing it safely, he is out of shot, so they could freeze frame and move him away first.
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post Feb 19 2022, 02:56
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QUOTE(EsotericSatire @ Feb 17 2022, 17:34) *

It looks like they are doing it safely, he is out of shot, so they could freeze frame and move him away first.


He's really ducking out of the way of live ammo fired off camera by a WWI vet, it's movie lore. He also got shot at in Angels With Dirty Faces (1938) and Taxi! (1932), one of which he was almost really shot. Buster Keaton did extremely dangerous stunts in his old films.



..."and nothing bad ever happened to an actor again." (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

Baldwin shooting someone with a "blank" is reminding everyone of Brandon Lee. That was a real tragedy, he had such a great future ahead of him.


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QUOTE(EsotericSatire @ Feb 17 2022, 18:23) *
Story B:
One crew member reported that Halyna told Baldwin she wanted to see his thumb working the hammer for the shot and when Baldwin armed the trigger he accidentally pressed it.
All of my information about what happened came from The Official Podcast, so everything I know is probably misinformation.
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post Feb 20 2022, 10:42
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It's a cold day today, but the old racist landlady won't install warmer water in the building.

Eek ook ach suuuree is cold! Eek ook ach suure is cold!
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QUOTE(Honeycat @ Feb 18 2022, 09:51) *

Actors in the olden days had live ammo fired at them and didn't die. Pussies these days fire blanks and kill people.


Hello, I am a powerful character in a fictional work.
When a bad guy's back is turned if I pull out a pistol and shoot them, it will hit them.
But if a redshirt tried that, the bad guy would dodge with his back turned and kill the redshirt.
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post Feb 20 2022, 23:03
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Hello, we are members of a resistance community against the evil baddies. We each can kill dozens of enemies who are highly trained soldiers with our crossbows and ak-47s.
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post Feb 21 2022, 08:28
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I remember walking past the Russian pavilion at the world expo 2020.
There was a young lady there, I had never seen such a perfectly smooth and round head.
So brilliant to witness.
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He had 12 million quid
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