[X] My Assistant

I'm disappointed that they didn't explain why the butler had breasts. I couldn't get past that point.

I middle mouse button opened new tab on that cover and a few minutes later when i got to that tab to browse it i was severely disappointed it wasn't a fit tomboy maid.


I had to wash away the taste with this.

https://e-hentai.org/g/2096719/92162d1ae6/


EDIT : bonus bubblegum candy flavor



This post has been edited by Pillowgirl: Jan 21 2022, 11:17

Lol Biden and Harris claimed the 2022 mid term will not be 'legit' now that states potentially might prevent their 2020 shenanigans.

Joe Biden: "Its about election subversion. It doesn't matter who votes, it matters who counts the vote. It doesn't matter if people get to vote, its about determining who counts the votes."


Some of the legislation that makes it more difficult to vote (supposedly and literally cited by dems):
- Criminal penalties for election officials that violate or ignore the election regulations. (election officials ignored the legislature and made up their own rules on the election day in several counties)

- Banning people from harvesting other people's ballots (eg collecting ballots from large numbers of disabled, homeless, elderly, insane, or migrant voters.)

- Encouraging people out of area to solicit mail in votes (eg campaigns to get out of area voters to register for mail in votes where they no longer live or do not live)

- Criminal prosecution for interference with election watchers (eg refusing entry to legitimate poll watchers, kicking out poll watchers or counting large numbers of votes after ejecting poll watchers)


Restrictions on voting:
- Requiring valid ID (You need a vax passport to buy food but a license or ID to vote is too difficult for minorities. If that really were the case, the Dems basically genocided large numbers of minorities with their lockdowns)

- Requiring Citizenship (Dafaq isn't that a basic requirement?)

- Requiring people to vote themselves... (Banning mass vote harvesting disadvantages who do not have the ability to know who they are voting for apparently.)

- Criminalizing Democrat election workers from ejecting Poll watchers hurts voters by.... (they didn't list a reason)

- Banning 24 hour drive thru voting hurts voters because then you won't be able to register people on the day, and encourage people to vote illegitimately as easily.

They are basically admitting their shenanigans by protesting very specific anti-shenanigan legislation.

Democrats: They are trying to curb what happened in 2020 with high voter turnout, where in some locations more than 110% of voters cast their ballot.

This post has been edited by EsotericSatire: Jan 21 2022, 14:00

[www.gmx.com] Bill Gates issues warning that whore pandemics are ahead
Ah! Hentai has been predicting whore pandemics for ages, it didn't wait for you Bill.........what do you mean I fixed the typo in the title the wrong way? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif)

edit: damn it, link not compatible with NoScript, redirect to shitty consentpage, so here is the spoiler of the joke:

Spoiler text - Highlight to read...

The original title was "Bill Gates issues warning that wore pandemics are ahead"

This post has been edited by uareader: Jan 21 2022, 15:54

Stupid Kuching yellow pigs

Bill Gates is literally a human culling globalist who wants to take over the GMO production of the USA and make everyone eat processed soy/corn like farm animals.

He owns a shit ton of farming land, he just needs patents to cuck everyone's food supply and make trillions.

Also he just fucking bought activision-blizzard for 70billion to make mobile garbage games from their IP's.
[news.microsoft.com] https://news.microsoft.com/2022/01/18/micro...s-every-device/

I also threw my little sister down a 500 year old flight of stairs

I need you to be my dietitian. Every time I ask you for food I want you to insult me and tell me to kill myself.

I stand at 5'10" and weigh 200lb. I sat down in my bathtub earlier and my thigh fat spilled out everywhere and it made me feel like a giant gluttonous boneless blob. When I stood up my gut jiggled.

Bill Gates is literally a human culling globalist.

Yeah... kinda weird how they don't talk about how his Big Pharma experiments on poor brown people re-introduced vaccine derived polio into the world.

Bill Gates: Fellas it doesn't work for me, I have to have more vaccines. I've got a fever and the only prescription is more vaccines.

Also he just fucking bought activision-blizzard for 70billion to make mobile garbage games from their IP's.
[news.microsoft.com] https://news.microsoft.com/2022/01/18/micro...s-every-device/

Well Blizzard became so shit, that they deserve it.

This post has been edited by EsotericSatire: Jan 21 2022, 23:52

I'm gonna need the source for that judo scene where he throws a man onto his head and explodes.

I'm gonna need the source for that judo scene where he throws a man onto his head and explodes.

Its the Sega Saturn mascot Segata Sanshiro, who commits mass murder then saves the world in order to sell sega saturns some how.

Good stuff.

I watched this after and the jokes were top kek, the caption is sometimes localized and don't make sense to what is said though.

I also like how his sprite is the most realistic and 32bit while most of the others are 16-24bit which made me laugh the most.




This post has been edited by Pillowgirl: Jan 22 2022, 13:11

Good stuff.

I watched this after and the jokes were top kek, the caption is sometimes localized and don't make sense to what is said though.

I also like how his sprite is the most realistic and 32bit while most of the others are 16-24bit which made me laugh the most.

Modern images on computers without an alpha channel are typically 24-bit. JPEGs and non transparent PNG's, for instance.
A byte for red, a byte for green, a byte for blue. Transparent images add a fourth byte for the alpha channel.

I do know what you mean, though.

I kind of want to get Project X Zone 2 for my 3DS now. But I won't be paying for it unless i actually find it fun to play.

Ed: looks like nintendo's started shutting down the 3DSs' online services now.

I guess that means I can be more brazen about piracy in the near future.

This post has been edited by dragontamer8740: Jan 22 2022, 17:50

A scary story to tell in the dark:

Once upon a time in 2012, a young lad lived in Weegville, he had a happy life.
He loved his family, he had a girlfriend, and a car, a nice house, and a dog, but he had one flaw: he was a complete and utter moron who believed anything he was told.

Soon it was the 21st of December, for he believed it would be the end of the world.
He dreaded every minute until that fateful day.
This young lad sat in front of his computer screaming.
"ZOMG MY CATS TAIL! ZOMG MY SCREAMING VOICE! SHEETS SHEETS !!!!!!!!!!@!$!$#$@$!@#%@!$%%#$%#$"

Every second going by more and more agonizing until the clock ticked,
10...
9...
8..,
7...
6...
5...
4...
3...
2...
1...

THEN EVERYTHING WAS ENGULFED IN FIRE!!!!!!!!!
Any retarded baboon who believed the world would end did indeed find themselves in a world that was ending!!!!!!!!
"ZOMG ZOMG MY BALLS ARE ON FIRE RATS!!!! RATS!!!! BALLZ!!!!!!!!!"
The young lad did scream.
"OH WHY THE FUCK IS THE WORLD ENDING OW MY TOENAIL OW MY TOENAIL!!!!!!!!!"

He continued to burn for 24 days and 24 nights until everything vanished.
Then he woke up, and all around him was darkness and moaning.

"Hello darkness my new friend."

And he drifted along and is still drifting to this day in the next world.

a dog

I hate puppies. They are fucking annoying, they bark all the time, you could step on them and they will always be under your feet, and they stare at you while you eat.

I would rather have a lobotomized person as a pet. Not a guy though, that would be gay.

I hate puppies. They are fucking annoying, they bark all the time, you could step on them and they will always be under your feet, and they stare at you while you eat.

I would rather have a lobotomized person as a pet. Not a guy though, that would be gay.

You must loathe cats, then.
They meow all the time and stare at you while you eat, and they never grow bigger either.

You must loathe cats, then.
They meow all the time and stare at you while you eat, and they never grow bigger either.

Yeah fuck kittens. Grown cats are alright.

Yeah fuck kittens. Grown cats are alright.

Cats can be stepped on too, though. How is that better?

Cats can be stepped on too, though. How is that better?

They might not have a high EQ, but at least even stray cats know not to walk under you when you step on them a couple times.
I have a cat right now that is too shy to look me in the eyes. It'll look up at me, and when I look back it will dart it's face down or away. If it's on the 'cat counter' and I didn't pay it any attention, it will give a playful swipe at me as I pass by.


I guess all cats have different personalities. If your cat likes to walk under you, trade it in like it's a car for a better one.

is this a cat
[gumlet.assettype.com] https://gumlet.assettype.com/freepressjourn...26caf2/cats.jpg

If you trip on a cat you apologize to the cat for being in its way.

The Firesign Theatre is weird.
[en.wikipedia.org] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don%27t_Crush...d_Me_the_Pliers
I kind of like it, but feel like it might be better stoned. I think a lot of things are, though. You really have to pay attention to it to make any sense of things.

Lots of stuff going on to pick out though.
"Those are the headlines; and now, the rumors behind the news."

This post has been edited by dragontamer8740: Jan 23 2022, 00:23