[X] My Assistant

I miss thigh_sama's thoughts.

I've always imagined QAW5670 would end up in an accident between Miri and Marudi.

By skidding off the road and rolled over the cliff down the mountain.

Song of the South

NVM, got a copy, people raging its available on the internet archive.

Its worst crime is being boring

Its worst crime is being boring

These days probably most Disney movies fall into this category. Well... do they even make movies any more?

These days probably most Disney movies fall into this category. Well... do they even make movies any more?

Soon they will make Lion King 4, and Pumbaa will come out of the closet.
Timon will no reciprocate his love, and wonder why everyone thought he was gay too.

I want to start a guide about being a man:
Introduction:
Hello, today you will be reading a guide on how to bring out the man in you.
To be a man is no easy feat you might think, but the other day I had met with and conversed with a young fellow who was the epitome of cool. After a few minutes went by I had realized he was not from the coolest town on Earth (yet to be decided) but a guy from Vancouver! I couldn't believe it, he was cool, flamboyant, and manly!

We had spent seven hours conversing over espresso and 99% dark chocolate about how he came to be who he was. I set out to explore my own manliness. This has inspired me to write a guide on what it means to be a man:

Part 1 Choosing a Fedora:

The head is the seat of the soul, and lord may it rest under cool shade! Choosing a fedora is the first step along the way to bringing out the man in you. You want one that is roughly the size of a ten gallon hat.
Do not go for a small tiny one, go for the largest! This is how the natives of Weegland do it.
It must be either red (if you want to increase your strength) or blue (if you want to increase your intellect).
Be sure to sniff it and check for any dirt. If it was previously owned by a cool guy, even better.
Once you buy it, immediately keep it in a cigar humidor for it to age and become seasoned with it's smell. Be sure to wear it when smoking tobacco or wacky tobacco to accumulate a smoky scent.
One must own as many as possible, those you don't wear can be placed in a closet upside down with a single gold coin in each.

This sums up today's first part of my guide.

This post has been edited by weegeeweegeeweegee: Jan 16 2022, 12:36

Part 1 Choosing a Fedora:

The head is the seat of the soul, and lord may it rest under cool shade!

I love reading these

wtf is this

wtf is this

What do you mean? Like the whole thread? Forum? Reality?

If you can't have a kitten infatuation on the internet where the hell else are you going to have one? That's why you're on the internet, for cats. And sometimes porn but that becomes gross after a while.

If you can't have a kitten infatuation on the internet where the hell else are you going to have one?

What about the old woman that collect tons of cats that will eat her when she die?Her house/apartment seems to be an answer.

This post has been edited by uareader: Jan 17 2022, 08:38

What about robotic cats who live vertically against the wall?

I love reading these

Stop encouraging it.

Song of the South

NVM, got a copy, people raging its available on the internet archive.

I have a bootleg VHS of that movie.

This post has been edited by dragontamer8740: Jan 17 2022, 18:09

What about robotic cats who live vertically against the wall?

THEY HAVE NO SOULS!!!!

But this is a redundant point, animals do not have souls.
Burn them and scatter their ashes in the wind, they are those ashes and will be nothing more!
Though I suppose if thou buriest them by thy side after death, then thou wilt have a gold coin with an inscription of their name on it in cuneiform in the darkness hereafter, a memento if thou wilt.

Stop encouraging it.

He's not very respected around here, but I like him.

Let there be more flood this coming CNY!

Let there be more flood this coming CNY!

Let there be more flood this coming CNY!

Hope not. China is already buying more than half of the worlds grain.

Let there be more flood this coming CNY!

Why don't you check your bounty thread you have in your signature?

Also, your old profile picture sucked and wenda is ugly

This post has been edited by AhumanRS: Jan 18 2022, 05:40

Hope not. China is already buying more than half of the worlds grain.

Is there flood in China?

Flood already devastated a lot of areas in Peninsular Malaysia in December. Let there be more devastation - again!

Also, your old profile picture sucked and wenda is ugly

Is "wenda" the name of the girl that take a shit, and thus Earth is born?