You bastard. Ditto transformed into gardevoir, or Mew transformed into gardevoir.
If not those, let me check my pokémon folder and see what else I have a lot of.
Assuming they have to be what they actually look like, not anthro'd or anything, it's tough since I don't care about Pokémon after generation 4 or know most of the names past that point. And generation II was my favourite.
I could pull up the Vaporeon copypasta.
How about Roserade? I think that's the name of Roselia's gen 4 evolution.
I was talking to Obama yesterday. He was drinking, so you know how he gets. He starts bitching about how his life sucks and his dick's life sucks because it's best friend is a pussy and it's neighbors are nuts and it's hair is always disheveled. I asked him what the fuck he is going on about and he starts ranting to me in Islamic. I told him he needs to put the malt down and he told me to pop 6 and blocked me on wattsap. Today I messages him on myspace and called him a bitch nіgga. He apologized and forwarded me a couple million.
Did you manage to blow up the chemical weapons factory?
No, I didn't get to do anything that noteworthy. It was all camels, poppy fields, asps and a lot of mortar attacks. I was just there to make sure the damn perimeter was hardened and try to keep some of them from getting electrocuted, stabbed, burned and other things.
Operators aren't exactly the brightest bunch and one even lit a whole damn fuel bladder ablaze because he had the bright idea of lighting his beanie on fire which somehow ended up on the fuel storage area. Luckily, nobody got hurt because it was all contained within Hesco barriers. The offender was summarily PT'ed to death, got a blanket party, a demotion, and forfeiture of all awards and decorations.
Anyways, I have fond memories of this piece of smut:
This is a porn forum, not a retirement home. I'll admit, we all have a first time whacking the snake. I was hmmmm how old was I? It was after I got laid for the first time. I think my great grandchildren were already born by the time I lost my virginity.
EDIT: That's why you like Filipinas gamagaeru, you are an old hairy retired armed forces bald. I"M A GENIUS!
This post has been edited by weegeeweegeeweegee: Jan 6 2022, 06:02
Rofl, because they weren't allowed to make Superman gay/trans the writers made it so he was captured by terrorists and was butt raped and forced to suck dick for eight months before Batman could rescue him.
Rofl, because they weren't allowed to make Superman gay/trans the writers made it so he was captured by terrorists and was butt raped and forced to suck dick for eight months before Batman could rescue him.
Macron (the officiously self-proclaimed king of France) said explicitly he just want to fuck with the lives of the non-vaccinated. I would not be surprised if even Hitler never said that about the Jews.
What was the last thing you thought?, read deed by path.
Jan 3 2022, 04:11
