[X] My Assistant

Will Smith: "I am so straight that I puke after having sex with women. Thinking about all the pussy that I crush, I gag hard. Just thinking about the woman I will spend my life with, I wretch in agony"

Will Smith sounds super straight. Definitely.

Will Smith: "I felt like I was going to die, trying to satisfy her sexually"

This post has been edited by EsotericSatire: Dec 28 2021, 06:03

Smith continued, “I desperately needed relief but as there is no pill for heartbreak, I resorted to the homeopathic remedies of shopping and rampant sexual intercourse.

Sounds like a valley girl.

I need Will Smith and his weird ass scientologist missus to stop telling me shit about their personal lives.



I shouldn't know that his wife cucked him with some younger dude.

I wonder what the toplist/MVP award icon will look like this year.
A syringe?
Or maybe something non-COVID related.

This post has been edited by dragontamer8740: Dec 30 2021, 17:41

I wonder what the toplist/MVP award icon will look like this year.
A syringe?
Or maybe something non-COVID related.

I'm wondering what the cookie will be. We need a shortbread or pecan sandie type of cookie but any cookie will do (as long as it's not a huge garish thing which I'm sure it will be just to spite me).

its gonna be a soggy biscuit

its gonna be a soggy biscuit

Well that is gross.

work

They arrested yet another CNN producer for being a pedo... like how many producers do they have?

They arrested yet another CNN producer for being a pedo... like how many producers do they have?

It's like everyone is getting their comeuppance.

Mao got it wrong. You don't send in masses of cheap conscripts against gunfire!
No! No! No! You send in elite trained units in suicidal charges!

As supreme ruler of a land, I invest as much time and effort in all of my soldiers as a Navy Seal! Then I order them to win glory for the motherland.

I got assigned to a special forces unit once and HOLY FUCK! That's your most retarded statement yet. You even surpassed the crayon-eating marines in mental handicaps.

A syringe?

That's just too predictable.

That's just too predictable.

And the mask wasn't?
Maybe it could just be a different mask.
If it's not covid-related, though, that'd be cool, too. I guess we'll find out soon enough.

Thought: I don't think I'll hit level 300 before new year's.

I'm wondering what the cookie will be. We need a shortbread or pecan sandie type of cookie but any cookie will do (as long as it's not a huge garish thing which I'm sure it will be just to spite me).

Watch it be a pretzel.

NGL, I actually like that idea.

its gonna be a soggy biscuit

Hope you remembered to enter this year; I notice you forgot the peanut butter cookie.
Though I forgot for the first four or five years that I was on here. :(

It occurred to me as I was searching for this image that I may have an unhealthy amount of mlp porn on my computer.

Maybe.
Please share it.

This post has been edited by dragontamer8740: Dec 31 2021, 21:59

And the mask wasn't?
Maybe it could just be a different mask.

SOMEBODY STOP ME

Internet almost completely broke on me earlier, and is just slow now.
A surprising amount of people may spend the year transition on the web this year (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

Fuck, looks like Betty White might have finally died.

Hey it's X-Files.

I got assigned to a special forces unit once and HOLY FUCK! That's your most retarded statement yet. You even surpassed the crayon-eating marines in mental handicaps.

What color was the giant smoking pipe they gave you?
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