[X] My Assistant

As much as you pretend to be retarded, you may end up to actually be such.

What's that word you made up that means keeping your posts short? I can never remember it.

Have you ever considered shutting the fuck up?

Mezzo Forte.

A classic of the genre.

Mezzo DSA was kinda meh.

Also lost my walkman with techno mix tape.

I lost my walkman, but I still have some of my old mixtapes.

What's that word you made up that means keeping your posts short? I can never remember it.

Laconic.

Laconic.

That's it, thanks. I'm putting that in my notepad so I don't forget.

I had my waterproof yellow Sony walkman with Aqua tape that i had just bought for the road trip stolen...worst summer ever.

PS : my gameboy was also in the car...double rip

PPS : yes, someone broke into the car through the window and stole it from under the seat, and no you couldn't see it from outside...

Happened to me and my sibling, but I'd brought my game boy into the hotel so mine at least was saved.
They took my Kodak 110 camera though.
Was fun driving home with cardboard for a window.
Kansas is shit.

This post has been edited by dragontamer8740: Dec 21 2021, 03:06

This is how I thought your post was going to go:

Happened to me and my sibling; on the way back from the hotel one time we saw a car that had been broken into. They had taken everything except the Gameboy under the seat.
Was fun driving home playing that Gameboy.
Tetris is the shit

I read he had sex in a hotel with a dog cos he's a good boy.


EDIT : i don't know if he referred to himself or the dog

This post has been edited by Pillowgirl: Dec 23 2021, 05:37

This is how I thought your post was going to go:

Tetris IS the shit.
Lol, though. I wish I were clever enough to have thought to do that.

If you ever want a game boy again and you happen to be in america for some reason, I'd be happy to mail one.

I read he had sex in a hotel with a dog cos he's a good boy.
EDIT : i don't know if he referred to himself or the dog

Nah, it was Rainbow Dash. And she's the best pony. And she knows it.

This post has been edited by dragontamer8740: Dec 23 2021, 06:22

As a kid everyone had gameboys and tetris but it was hard to ever arrange multiplayer.

Getting the stupid cable to work and also making sure people had batteries foiled many attempts.

Have you ever considered shutting the fuck up?

I blame trump for playing a role in the USA's current problems in the sense his silly behaviour gave the left a cause to fight behind, he was such a weird jerk and the perfect designated "villain" they could all unite against so the left aren't going at each other anymore but are operating with full zeal.

I can also see the parallel with you, because you're that darned ol' big silly bat.
Harmless but very silly.

This post has been edited by weegeeweegeeweegee: Dec 23 2021, 11:40

Have you ever considered shutting the fuck up?

Nah, it was Rainbow Dash. And she's the best pony. And she knows it.

You SHUT THE FUCK UP

Purple Smart supremacy

As a kid everyone had gameboys and tetris but it was hard to ever arrange multiplayer.
Getting the stupid cable to work and also making sure people had batteries foiled many attempts.

I also have multiple link cables (and the four player adapter).
…Now that they're useless for most people (because no one carries one around anymore except for me).

You SHUT THE FUCK UP
Purple Smart supremacy

Wow, such an original opinion.
Honestly Twilight's fine. But tomboys are the best.

Ah that made my day. People are raging that GhostBusters Afterlife will be released in a box set with Ghostbusters 1 and 2 but not the shitty reboot GhostBusters 16.


Delicious tears. They should just buy Ghostbusters 2016 if they love the movie so much.

So... this thread is now about MLP?

Just learned about this somehow.
Or maybe I knew and forgot.
[web.archive.org] https://web.archive.org/web/20050101012925/...m/bkmethod.html

The humor holds up.

On-topic: ponies.

deepfakes are getting better.
More

This post has been edited by dragontamer8740: Dec 24 2021, 06:53

Purple Smart supremacy

I just downloaded this because of you degenerates.
[f95zone.to] https://f95zone.to/threads/friendship-with-...scarlett.52542/

Don't make me download Matrix Resurrections and RE:Raccoon City, i might enjoy the latter one.

Don't make me download Matrix Resurrections

Is that the new one? I am somewhat interested to see it because its making the left and right rage. Sounds hilari-bad.

I don't like ponys, I like horses with huge hanging cocks. I'm a man.