[X] My Assistant

Make me the moderator the FSZ so I can foment chaos

We would promote Ahuman first if the latter is our goal.

Do you have an policy positions if you are running for office?

Just stamp the ticket

We would promote Ahuman first if the latter is our goal.

Your weakness sickens me.

Well my first preference is for Rad and then second preference for Batman.

That shitty-ass Yahoo! site turned the comments back on. I discovered it accidentally when an old email account took me there after I logged out. After reading an article, I scrolled down and it said this:

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The articles there are notorious for being really bad and people always let them know it. It didn't take long to see this message.

This comment violated our policy.

Haha, everyone hates that place.

Picture of the Day on Wiki: Two woman (covered in ugly burkas) walked past a giant hole in the mountain where a Buddha statue used to stand. The Talibans dynamited the statue, Buddha in turn manipulated events that led the US to drop bombs on the Talibans. "Take that, Bastards of Allah!" proclaimed Buddha. "That escalated quickly..." Allah sighed. "Would you two like some heroins?" then asked J.C.

Your weakness sickens me.

Well, what can I say? You suck at both being good and evil.

Well, what can I say? You suck at both being good and evil.

I'm good at being evil.

The Devil tips his hat to me.

Well, what can I say? You suck at both being good and evil.

You haven't been here very long, I take it?

I'm good at being evil.

And I’m bad at being good. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/cool.gif)

We would promote Ahuman first if the latter is our goal.

Why am I the shithead

Nevermind, I know now.

This post has been edited by AhumanRS: Dec 9 2021, 20:15

Well, I'm a fucking saint.

You're a frog.

Not even a green one.


You alien.

This post has been edited by Pillowgirl: Dec 9 2021, 23:07

It took nearly three years but at last the Hollywood woke brigade can celebrate seeing Justice For Jussie.

Jussie Smollett found guilty on five of six felony charges. lol

The claim alone that anyone in Chicago would yell this is MAGA country is completely hilarious.

Jussie Smollett found guilty on five of six felony charges. lol

The claim alone that anyone in Chicago would yell this is MAGA country is completely hilarious.

I find it entirely believable that at 2am in the middle of winter in Chicago city that two deep south white supremacist with maga hats jumped out and put a noose prop around his neck and shouted "THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY" and then ran off into the night.

The weegeese army is in need of reform, here is the layout I am proposing.

Squad: 12 men, 2 of which are Captains, each Captain has 1 pistol, 2 men have a rifle, the remaining 8 carry a pair of binoculars to share and a sharpened pike each.

Platoon: 120 men not including one Colonel. 2 Squads are assigned a pack of grenades to distribute among the assigned bombabiers. One mortar team and one bren gun team will be assigned for heavy support. The mortar team will carry one pistol and 10 pikes as sidearms.

Company: 480 men led by a General. General carries a saber and a revolver, his job is to lead from the front. Team will be assigned a mounted platoon carrying revolvers.

Battalion: 4800 men led by a Lord. One cook and one backscratcher will be assigned to the battalion for food and morale respectively. The Lord's job is to lead from the front, he carries a riding crop designed to prevent him from ever being shot when charging since he is an important person.

Brigade: 30,000 men led by a nephew. His job is to lead from the front. He will carry an giant smoking pipe and a bag of grenades.

I am living in your walls.
You may be concerned about this. In case you are, please read the below:

FAQ:
Why are you living in my walls?
I'm not going to tell you.

Are you only in my walls?
You could say I am living in everybody's walls, but in the case I am telling you that I am living in your walls, I am living in your walls.

How are you surviving in my walls?
In my non-physical form, I am crawling around listening for you. That is all I need to survive in that form. In my physical form, I survive by eating rat corpses that I cook using the wall behind your oven, and I drink the vapour in the extraction fan duct above your shower.

What are you planning to do in my walls?
Live in them, listening to you.

What do I do about you living in my walls?
Listen for the scraping. Dont touch the walls. Protect yourself. Avoid lighting candles.

When are you going to stop living in my walls?
You cannot escape me.

Do I call the police?
The authorities will not help you.

What are the consequences of you living in my walls?
Be aware.

What if I am ok with you living in my walls?
I will make sure you’re not.

Are you imaginary?
I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS

If there are any more questions then please consult your walls by directly speaking to them.

Summary:
I am living in your walls.

and I drink the vapour in the extraction fan duct above your shower.

I never shower and the fan's been broken for years. *sets out a saucer of milk*

Apparently those Tulpa things are making a come back through TiK Tok. Saw people on normie news talking about them.